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  • Yanah_the_Master
    Banned
    • Apr 2003
    • 1126

    #1

    Dumb riddles

    I've got a good riddle I just want to share with everyone, and I don't care if it gets removed from the forums or not, I just want to say it.


    Schwartchenegar(uh... you try spelling it ) has a big one
    Michael Fox has a small one
    Madonna dosn't have one
    The pope has one but dosn't use it
    Clinton uses his all the time

    What is it?




































































    A last name.
    What, were you thinking something else? You dirty perverts.
  • QreepyBORIS
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 7454

    #2
    That's funny.

    Signature subject to change.

    THE ZERRRRRG.

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    • Yanah_the_Master
      Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 1126

      #3
      for more go to http://www.stupid.com

      it's a really fuuny site, and if youve been on these forums before, it's not really that supid

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      • jewpinthethird
        (The Fat's Sabobah)
        FFR Music Producer
        • Nov 2002
        • 11711

        #4
        I have heard that one before.

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        • Freak83
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2003
          • 3281

          #5
          You're riddle fooled me, yep, good one.

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          • sithmercenaryboss
            FFR Player
            • May 2003
            • 75

            #6
            I'm a a perv NOOOOOOO!!!! anyways that sites pretty cool
            My mom say\'s I\'m special.

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            • 87x
              Retired Staff
              • Dec 2002
              • 4379

              #7
              i was too tired to have a rection.. but if i wasnt tired... i might have laughed.... a little...


              RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
              87x: more like.. professional goth.

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              • Freak83
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2003
                • 3281

                #8
                Oh by the way... here's a riddle I made up two days ago. It's the funniest one you'll ever hear.

                Does sin rule over your life?




































































                Of cos not!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • scorpio1690
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4817

                  #9
                  .........I uh, don't get it....What's cos?

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                  • Freak83
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 3281

                    #10
                    HAVEN'T YOU DONE TRIGANOMITRY!? OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT!?

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                    • 87x
                      Retired Staff
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 4379

                      #11
                      hmm... its math terms... sin, cos, and tan..... if thats whats hes talking about..... i dont see why that would be funny or even fit in the riddle... maybe he was just trying to play on words...


                      RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
                      87x: more like.. professional goth.

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                      • scorpio1690
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 4817

                        #12
                        .......Hi, I'm scorpio, nice to meet you...

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                        • freaknacage
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 803

                          #13
                          ... i like cheese...
                          Tips on life:
                          1) Don\'t work so hard
                          2)Get more sleep
                          3)Relax!

                          Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken.
                          And chicken... tastes good...

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                          • Freak83
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 3281

                            #14
                            IT'S THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU WILL EVER HEAR IN YOUR LIFE!

                            IS YOUR LIFE RULED OVER BY SIN?

                            OF COS NOT!

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                            • scorpio1690
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 4817

                              #15
                              ....Yes, I also have a liking for cheese...

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