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  • Chromer
    Hookers and Blow
    • Jul 2003
    • 4981

    #1

    Ghost Rider

    Just got back from seeing it. Whoo boy did this movie make me want my $7 back. It's full of cliche after cliche after bad dialogue and crappy fight sequences. The only redeeming quality about the entire movie was that it made me laugh quite hard throughout.

    Case in point: Ghost Rider sucks.
  • LifereaperX
    FFR Player
    • May 2006
    • 168

    #2
    Re: Ghost Rider

    I thought the commercials looked awful for this movie. I just got back from seeing it, and the movie was better than I thought it was going to be. I kind of enjoyed it.

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    • Chromer
      Hookers and Blow
      • Jul 2003
      • 4981

      #3
      Re: Ghost Rider

      I'll admit GR had it's moments but they weren't good enought to satisfy me. I mean come on, where's the Blackheart that I know and love? That was not Blackheart and I curse anyone who says otherwise.

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      • B0NK
        FFR Player
        • Dec 2005
        • 663

        #4
        Re: Ghost Rider

        Did you really expect Nicolas Cage to be a good superhero?

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        • LifereaperX
          FFR Player
          • May 2006
          • 168

          #5
          Re: Ghost Rider

          Originally posted by Chromer
          I'll admit GR had it's moments but they weren't good enought to satisfy me. I mean come on, where's the Blackheart that I know and love? That was not Blackheart and I curse anyone who says otherwise.
          They had a lot of bad fight scenes. They were all too short and not much fighting. Also, the part at the end, with the 3 minutes of Legion regenerating and then dieing almost as soon as he revives made me laugh out loud.

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          • mead1
            Cerebellumberjack
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Aug 2003
            • 3960

            #6
            Re: Ghost Rider

            That movie was terrible.

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            • Verruckter
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2004
              • 2707

              #7
              Re: Ghost Rider

              Is this a movie about Ghost Riding Your Whip?
              Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
              Image removed for size violation.

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              • GuidoHunter
                is against custom titles
                • Oct 2003
                • 7371

                #8
                Re: Ghost Rider

                I thought the commercials made it look decent.

                Boy was I wrong.

                I've only ever wanted to leave two movies: this and Van Helsing.

                To Ghost Rider's credit, it took twice as long for it to make me want to leave as Van Helsing did (twenty minutes and ten minutes, respectively), but do not see this movie under any circumstances.

                Just don't do it.

                EDIT: "I kept hoping the Scooby Doo gang would come out, rip the mask off of Cage and reveal Ghost Rider really is crazy old man Ben Affleck! That would explain so much."

                --Guido

                Last edited by GuidoHunter; 02-16-2007, 10:24 PM.

                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                • sjoecool1991
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2302

                  #9
                  Re: Ghost Rider

                  Ok, the movie was bad, but it wasnt THAT bad.
                  it isnt as bad as you guys are saying, but it was still bad.

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                  • TD_GenoCid3
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 876

                    #10
                    Re: Ghost Rider

                    van hellsing was a good movie.
                    i always enjoy watchin that movie


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                    • evilbutterfly
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 5784

                      #11
                      Re: Ghost Rider

                      The terrible "I feel like my head's on fire, but I'm fine" line that is in EVERY ****ING COMMERCIAL for this movie made me figure the dialog would be pretty terrible. That and the fact that it isn't X-Men or Spiderman.

                      PS: Nicolas Cage and Ben Affleck are not Marvel Superheroes who the hell cast these asswipes!?
                      So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                      In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                      So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                      And I write the blog for their website.

                      Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                      • GuidoHunter
                        is against custom titles
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7371

                        #12
                        Re: Ghost Rider

                        Originally posted by sjoecool1991
                        Ok, the movie was bad, but it wasnt THAT bad.
                        it isnt as bad as you guys are saying, but it was still bad.
                        EVERYTHING was bad about the movie.

                        The characters. I was excited to see Blackheart, but no, he was a total ***. Ghost Rider was totally lame, too.
                        The acting. Might I point to Blackheart and the wind elemental guy as prime examples, but this excludes nobody.
                        The romance. Hah.
                        The dialog. "So what are we going to do, Johnny?" "Yeehaw!", etc.
                        Eva Mendez. Only this movie could turn such a gorgeous woman so unattractive.
                        The antagonists. Mephistopheles never did anything and the main bad guys were all dispatched almost instantaneously.
                        The voices. Oh, God, Ghost Rider sounded so stupid, as well as any of the elemental guys.
                        The story. YAWNBORING. They took it nowhere.
                        The conflict. Oh, wait, there hardly was any. Internal? No. External? It was there, but taken care of with ease.
                        The fights. I shouldn't have to explain myself, here.

                        I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but if someone wishes to bring it up, I'll address it.

                        Originally posted by Genocide
                        van hellsing was a good movie.
                        Van Helsing was the only movie I've ever seen with worse dialog than this one. Worse many other things, too, but dialog above all. It was excruciatingly painful to watch, and I actively tried to fall asleep during that movie to save myself the pain.

                        --Guido


                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        Originally posted by Grandiagod
                        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                        • Chromer
                          Hookers and Blow
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4981

                          #13
                          Re: Ghost Rider

                          Well said Guido. Hearing GR speak was like toture.

                          "YOU GUILTY!?"

                          WTF is he the Hulk now? Eva Mendez still looked smoking hot especially in that white dress she wore when she was interviewing Johnny before the Field Goal Jump. And the movie made no sense either. Legion comes out and Satan wants to give Johnny his soul back? I thought Blaze was supposed to kill Blackheart. Total bull****.

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                          • sjoecool1991
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2302

                            #14
                            Re: Ghost Rider

                            Well, actually, the only good thing about this movie is when GR flips off the police.

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371

                              #15
                              Re: Ghost Rider

                              Originally posted by sjoecool1991
                              Well, actually, the only good thing about this movie is when GR flips off the police.
                              No! It was totally stupid and completely out of character!

                              In fact, I want to say it was only surpassed in stupidity by the "YEEEEEHAW!"

                              --Guido


                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                              Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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