The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

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  • IAAW
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3008
    #1

    The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

    This should probably belong in some Legend Of Zelda fan site, but I am uber bored, so I have decided to make this game. As the thread name entitles, it's a Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death game. Sure, we have seen them usual spin-around-3-times-and-fall-down-dead poses that Link has, but what if the deaths were more... graphical?

    Here's where this game comes in. All you imaginative people out there shall think up a nice death for Link. It must be graphical and detailed, aka you MUST have a detailed explanation leading from the time to where the death takes place, to the time when the death happens. It may also have comedical properties.

    Now, we shall begin with one of my thought up deaths... in a story-ish plot.

    "One day, Link was traveling through Hyrule, and completely bored. As Link walks through the central plaza of Hyrule Castle, he walks past a Bomb Shop. As a fan of bombs, Link felt that owning some bombs would feel nice. Well, yeah, Link had bombs before, but he used them all to blow up a wall... to no avail.

    As Link approached the counter of the shop owner, he noticed something icky... there was a bomb laid out on a table not far from him. It was labled "The Super Bomb: DO NOT USE". This gave Link an idea, so Link decided that he was gonna use the Super Bomb... illegally. Quietly, Link pulls out his trusty bow, and breaks out a Fire Arrow. With great accuracy, Link shoots the bomb right on target.


    KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


    The Super Bomb blows up the entire shop, along with two others. Thousands were killed in the explosion, and Link was one of them. All that was left of him was a well-positioned hand holding his used-to-be crotch. The End."


    Okay, now you give a whack at it! (and okay, this thread may not survive, but hey, I was bored.)
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    • TS_SonicMaster
      FFR Lolicon
      • Apr 2006
      • 1257
      #2
      Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

      I think this is a good idea. I'll post one tomorrow since I have to get to bed now.

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        • the_unda_doggz
          Banned
          • Sep 2005
          • 643
          #3
          Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

          ''Link! Watch out!'' screamed Zelda, and jumped in front of Link, just as an arrow pierced her chest, instead of his.. Zelda laid there motionless as Link slowly looked up. And there he was, standing ahead of Link, staring at him. The battle before had taken all of Link's strength. How could Link's opponent still be able to fight and have taken NO DAMAGE!?!?!

          A tear fell from the face of Link as he looked at Zelda with much pain and sadness in his heart. Link rose to his feet and with a drink of some Lon Lon Milk, stepped forward towards his opponent with an erie smile on his face. Why was Link smiling? Link ran full speed at his opponent slashing him in half. Just then Link heard a laugh and was hit hard with a blow from behind. Link's head was throbbing.

          Link stood up, grabbing the back of his head and feeling the blood rushing from the freshly opened wound. With no fairies, Lon Lon Milk, or red potions, Link knew if he was to continue fighting he would definately die. Facing certain death, Link did not care... With blooding pouring out of his head, Link rushed at his opponent one last time for a final blow. Who would win this final duel?

          It was silent and all that can be heard are Link's boots tapping against the wet stone ground and Link's heavy breathing, as he rushed towards his opponent. As he was running, the Master Sword started glowing a bright white, with this extra power, he gave everything he could with this final strike. Link slashed at his opponent, just then blood has squirted everywhere. And this time it wasn't Link's, it was his opponent's.

          Link collapsed, and with a weak laugh, he drifted off into death. Link's opponent was none other than the King of Evil, Ganondorf. Link's sword, the Master Sword, started to disenagrate. The floor was splattered with blood. The god's thought it would be fitting to banish the Temple off the face of the earth. And in an instant, the Temple was no more, and our Hero, Link's, story ends here.


          And with this, I bid you adieu and hope you liked my story.
          Last edited by the_unda_doggz; 12-25-2006, 06:11 AM.

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            • Meteor858
              FFR Supporter! OF DOOM!!!
              • Mar 2005
              • 292
              #4
              Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

              Link and his Fairy were walking through the forest on their way to Hyrule when all of the sudden... link fell into a giant spider hole... the spider then came and ate Link from the inside out

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                • SC.Coyote
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

                  Link was walking around the fire temple and came in a room with lod noises, so he walked out into the hal, and then a giant boulder came and made his intestines and most of his other organs explode out of his head! THE END~

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                    • Billydude
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 880
                      #6
                      Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

                      One day Link was taking a walk with Zelda. Zelda got bored and went home. Then a giant pack of Seahogs started attacking Link. Link decided that the only possible way to kill these Seahogs was to give them rabies. He brought out a arrow that had rabies at the tip. Link shot it at the seahog and the seahog caught it!!! Link new that the only person in the world that could catch a arrow was... Mr.Meogi.
                      The seahog unzipped the zipper in the front and said "You are a weak grasshoper and I am a strong tiger with a cool lookin eye."
                      "What does that mean?" asked Link.
                      "It means that we are going to be bombed in 4 seconds..."
                      Then they got bombed by Jessica Simpson.
                      THE END

                      Originally posted by Chrissi
                      If you eat a pizza it does not give you the urge to fly a kite.
                      Originally posted by beaner692
                      What if Billy talked to her? hes irrisistable

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                        • owmyheadisonfire
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 25
                          #7
                          Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

                          In the morning, Link woke up and drank his coffee. Though slightly salty, it was an improvement on yesterday's hog swill. Regretting his decision to ingest several pints of whiskey the night before, he stood up and rubbed his head. There was something strange about it.

                          "Is something the matter, dear?" Asked Tingle, his wife.
                          "Absolutely not, watson," replied Link, fearing the worst. "I must simply train harder!"

                          And train harder he did. Long into the night he ran laps around his hometown of northwest Virginia. Finally, he collapsed on the dusty ground, panting with exhaustion. "I don't think I can do this anymore," he muttered.

                          Upon returning home, Link noticed an oddity. The thatch roof was gone.
                          This was a shock to his heart.
                          "Lawks a mussy," he mused. "Palpatations." He ran from the scene.

                          In the forest, a bat mewled softly and Link sank to the ground in a fit of agony.
                          "Oh Ganon, my love!" he cried to the trees. "How could you leave me here with a smelly man who thinks he is a fairy?"

                          "It is for the best," said Ganon, and pierced Link's heart with a bramble.

                          ~le fin
                          A tribute to Freddy's fedora.

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                            • Yuruka
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 414
                              #8
                              Re: The Legend Of Zelda Make-A-Death Game

                              One day link was playing tony hawk's american wasteland on the PS2! The downloaded version from torrentspy, since he lives in london he downloads games straight from america. 12kbit internet connection! took him 2 years.

                              He started it up and was so happy he got a BONER.

                              He was playing for hours, he went sleep and woke up IN The game! He was skating and he done a 490 mil combo in beverly hills!


                              Two hours of skating later...

                              Uh oh..What's this Link? The game CRASHED?

                              Uh oh. YOU'RE ****ED NOW.

                              -----
                              Made because on THAW (tony hawks american wasteland) It crashes like every ****ING 10 minutes and it pisses the ****tarts out of me. It's like diarrhea coming out of my dick. I would rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthogs anushole.


                              I hate those gay poké/digifag adoptables.
                              Lol 100 posts in about 2 days.

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