You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

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  • Angel Shiyue
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2006
    • 90

    #1

    You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

    I really hate him. I hate him so much. Soooo much. He isn't funny, you guys. Really. Go listen to some Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, or Lewis Black and then listen to him again.

    Not funny. He sounds like a mix of Mitch Hedberg and Lewis Black if Mitch had more enthusiasim and Black talked about random stuff.

    Do you want to know -why- people think he's funny? Because they are consumer whores.

    ....That's really all I wanted to say.
  • x3Mamimi
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 513

    #2
    Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

    Haha.
    I can't say I hate dane cook. Though, it's really only funny the first time.
    and recalling the funny parts with your friends the next time.



    But.
    I love me some mitch hedberg.
    jwcgator: mah mee mee
    merlonifan28: fight for my love, mamimi

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    • Windscarredfaith
      (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ watermelon
      • Mar 2005
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

      I don't care about him.

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      • blindreper1179
        Vice President Of TGB
        • Jun 2006
        • 5900

        #4
        Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

        those comedians are sweet, i can't say my favorite one because every comedian i've heard is really good in there own sense.

        i like dane cook. oh well, it happens.
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        • GuidoHunter
          is against custom titles
          • Oct 2003
          • 7371

          #5
          Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

          You can't stand him becuase he sucks.

          --Guido


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          • Afrobean
            Admiral in the Red Army
            • Dec 2003
            • 13262

            #6
            Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

            ur so anticomformist for hating dane cook

            u must be rly cool

            or rly not cool

            whatever's better

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            • purebloodtexan
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 2845

              #7
              Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

              Originally posted by Angel Shiyue
              Do you want to know -why- people think he's funny? Because they are consumer whores.
              Dane Cook isn't a necessarily a completely unfunny person, and the people that find some humorous properties in him certainly aren't consumer whores

              i have to admit, he most depends on random/psychotic humor, but he does seep through the cracks every now and then. i couldn't stand to watch his stand-up though

              go on Youtube and look up "shorties Dane Cook". those are about the only funny things i get from him


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              • jewpinthethird
                (The Fat's Sabobah)
                FFR Music Producer
                • Nov 2002
                • 11711

                #8
                Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                I agree. Dane Cook is just annoying.

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                • cC@Zz
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1427

                  #9
                  Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                  Some of my friends like Dane Cook and I just can't see why. I hate the guy.
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                  • dsadsadsa
                    Take out the D and S.
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 349

                    #10
                    Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                    I love dane cook haters.
                    Hey, I'm a pro-amateur smash player.

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                    • dunlop
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 469

                      #11
                      Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                      Dane Cook isn't completely unfunny, but there are certainly better comedians.

                      He's made me laugh a few times. I can't stand Robin Williams doing stand up. Some of his movies are good, but I think he is terrible at stand up. Much worse than Dane Cook.
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                      • Xandertrax
                        om nom nom
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 1495

                        #12
                        Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                        I'm with you here... I can't stand him.

                        His humor is just like... a constant flow of 1-liners.

                        Which some people like, but I don't like that.

                        He tends to shout into the mike an excessive amount too.

                        Eddie Izzard is my personal favorite.

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                        • x3Mamimi
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 513

                          #13
                          Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                          oh, disco prince.
                          oh
                          katamari.
                          o
                          o
                          o.
                          jwcgator: mah mee mee
                          merlonifan28: fight for my love, mamimi

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                          • Squeek
                            let it snow~
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 14444

                            #14
                            Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                            WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS.

                            No, but seriously, Dane Cook is funny. He may not be the best comedian in the world, but he's a really funny guy.

                            Then again, I'm obviously not an expert on what makes people laugh like you all are, so what do I know?

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                            • Nikkis
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 81

                              #15
                              Re: You know who I really can't stand? Dane Cook.

                              The reason you guys don't like Dane Cook is because your humor level is raised higher than the average person. That's because you guys strive off of clever remarks that are sarcastic and mean. And since you all hang around the gb too much, your humor levels are raised. <<My theory.

                              I don't mind Dane Cook. I watch his new episodes when they come on, but never twice. Any laugh is a good laugh.

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