Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

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  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123
    #1

    Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

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    Seriously, how can you be so goddamn stupid?

    "I haven't had a period in 8 months and I've gained 30 pounds... What could this be?"
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    • dunlop
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2006
      • 469
      #2
      Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

      lmao.

      I can't even imagine what the doctor was thinking.
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        • Telvanni_guard
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2005
          • 1031
          #3
          Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

          "The pregnancy isn’t always obvious when a woman is overweight, or a woman will have spotting or bleeding during the pregnancy and mistake it for menstruation, said Macones, who specializes in high-risk pregnancies."

          "Oh.. my period must be light this time."

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            • stretchypanda
              shock me shock me
              • Sep 2004
              • 4123
              #4
              Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

              No, really. This is retarded.

              Clearly the woman is in a sexual relationship. Clearly she has had unprotected sex.

              There are signs, like, I dunno, something inside you kicking its little feet.

              That's not really something you can pass off as indigestion.

              Women like her should have their uteruses removed.

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                • Tonberry_Kid
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2005
                  • 3408
                  #5
                  Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                  Or gamma rays shot at her reproductive organs.
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                    • Shashakiro
                      TWO THOUZAND COMBO
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 9082
                      #6
                      Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                      Already mother to a 14-month-old daughter, Melodies, Brisendine said she didn’t experience typical pregnancy symptoms, like a missed menstruation, morning sickness, fatigue or food cravings.
                      She's had one before, I guess she must've thought it would feel exactly the same, but it didn't. Kinda understandable if that's the case.
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                        • kentbball
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 675
                          #7
                          Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                          well of course the baby isnt doing so well... if they didnt know they were having a baby, they obviously had pregnant sex, which would in turn hurt the baby, unless she is all that fat which would cushion i guess.

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                            • GuidoHunter
                              is against custom titles
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7371
                              #8
                              Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                              Originally posted by kentbball
                              they obviously had pregnant sex, which would in turn hurt the baby,
                              I'm not certain that preggo sex hurts a baby all that much, if at all.

                              [/quote]unless she is all that fat which would cushion i guess.[/QUOTE]

                              Uh, what? Are you suggesting that fat people develop some sort of fat membrane somewhere in between the vagina and the rest of the uterus?

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                                • Tasselfoot
                                  Retired BOSS
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 25185
                                  #9
                                  Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                  fat people are special.


                                  i'm just shocked this wasn't from some backwater hick town in alabama or arkansas.
                                  RIP

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                                    • kentbball
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 675
                                      #10
                                      Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                      no im suggesting that since it was pregnant sex that it would squish(not the best word) the baby and if she was overweight then the fat would protect the baby... stomach fat.

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                                        • JKPolk
                                          tool
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 3737
                                          #11
                                          Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                          She must be an "on top" kinda gal.

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                                            • Jamaican Jew
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 254
                                              #12
                                              Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                              Originally posted by kentbball
                                              no im suggesting that since it was pregnant sex that it would squish(not the best word) the baby and if she was overweight then the fat would protect the baby... stomach fat.
                                              Any excess stomach fat wouldn't do anything to cushion the baby, as the baby would be BENEATH all the layers of fat/muscle/organs, in a nice little cavern made specifically to house him.
                                              I also don't see how pregnant sex could hurt the baby, as the penis would not penetrate all the way to where the baby was.

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                                                • stretchypanda
                                                  shock me shock me
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 4123
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                                  A pregnant woman can have sex up until the eighth month, I think.

                                                  I think some doctors say a woman can have sex up until the day of birth.

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                                                    • Kilgamayan
                                                      Super Scooter Happy
                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 6583
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                                      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                                      i'm just shocked this wasn't from some backwater hick town in alabama or arkansas.
                                                      Not only that, it's out of Bellevue, which is like Geniusville, USA (at least as far as the West Coast is concerned).

                                                      I bet Kefit had something to do with this.
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                                                        • iPatcH
                                                          Swamp Lemons Rule
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          FFR Music Producer
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 3370
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Stomach ache? Oh, those are labor pains.

                                                          I read that as labor penis

                                                          edit: holy **** bellevue rofl I live 20 minutes from there
                                                          put on a donk on it

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