Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

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  • raven_claws621
    Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 38
    #1

    Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

    I'll give you a brief story: Cell phones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison.

    Now...how can a maximum-security prison miss this? The other part of the story was that another inmate had a pager in his intestines. The hard thing reading about this article was that the Mara Salvatrucha gang members put the cell phones into plastic bags and injected them into their anuses. Uh...I'm done talking about this.

    If you want to read the complete article youself, go to http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...rre&id=4538300.
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    • Grandiagod
      FFR Player
      • Jul 2004
      • 6122
      #2
      Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

      Originally posted by raven_claws621
      I'll give you a brief story: Cell phones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison.

      Now...how can a maximum-security prison miss this? The other part of the story was that another inmate had a pager in his intestines. The hard thing reading about this article was that the Mara Salvatrucha gang members put the cell phones into plastic bags and injected them into their anuses. Uh...I'm done talking about this.

      If you want to read the complete article youself, go to http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...rre&id=4538300.
      Wanna see?

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        • tobias_foxdemon
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2005
          • 48
          #3
          Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

          Sounds very painful.
          I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN FOR BREAKFAST!!!



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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711
              #4
              Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

              Originally posted by tobias_foxdemon
              Sounds very painful.
              Not if you are Goatse.

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                • tobias_foxdemon
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 48
                  #5
                  Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

                  Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                  Not if you are Goatse.
                  goatse.cx - Wikipedia
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx


                  That's just nasty. Nasty!
                  I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN FOR BREAKFAST!!!



                  If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature.

                  Originally posted by Brilliant Dynamite Neon
                  I am staring INTO YOUR SOUL

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                    • raven_claws621
                      Banned
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 38
                      #6
                      Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

                      Originally posted by tobias_foxdemon
                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

                      That's just nasty. Nasty!
                      what the f*ck?!

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                        • meno_rocks123
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2324
                          #7
                          Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

                          ow.

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                            • FluorescentArmy
                              Forum User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 1754
                              #8
                              Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

                              Well yes, you can put them in there. Crack mules do the same things but with drugs and such.

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                                • shrimpy
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 325
                                  #9
                                  Re: Can you put a cell phone, or a pager, in your intestines?

                                  There was a movie about it, but the mule swallowed a large pill. Was it Maria Full of Grace?
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