An Important Work of Literature

This Is FoJaR: shoop shoop
DangerDanceBoy: What's up, Fojar.
This Is FoJaR: not much, dangerdanceboy
DangerDanceBoy: Baggin' lots of chicks?
This Is FoJaR: just the one, but not if that implies sex
DangerDanceBoy: No. It means putting them in bags.
DangerDanceBoy: And then spinning them around.
This Is FoJaR: okay then yeah just the one
This Is FoJaR: sometimes i use a mesh net does that count?
This Is FoJaR: i mean, it's not technically a "bag", but it gets the same results
This Is FoJaR: except that she can see the glee on my face while i spin her
This Is FoJaR: will i ever be too old to spin girls around i bags?
This Is FoJaR: it's questions like these that make me think about life man...
This Is FoJaR: i mean, what's it all about?
DangerDanceBoy: It's all about spinning chicks. In bags.
This Is FoJaR: now you're just mocking me
This Is FoJaR: i'm being serious here
DangerDanceBoy: I'm deadly serious in all fields, doubly so when it comes to spinning chicks.
This Is FoJaR: i've been spinning chick in bags for years man
This Is FoJaR: and it's still fun, but it's kinda.... losing its edge
This Is FoJaR: i moved on to nets
This Is FoJaR: but that only helped for a little while
DangerDanceBoy: Sometimes, you have to dangle them over dangerous stuff.
This Is FoJaR: i thought about putting them in a pair of really large parachute pants
DangerDanceBoy: No, that's no good. That stuff rips.
This Is FoJaR: yeah
This Is FoJaR: i just dont know anymore
DangerDanceBoy: What you have to do
DangerDanceBoy: And I'm being serious
DangerDanceBoy: Is find a juicer.
DangerDanceBoy: You know what to do.
This Is FoJaR: make juice?
DangerDanceBoy: Yes.
DangerDanceBoy: Then you drink it.
DangerDanceBoy: And once you have some calories
DangerDanceBoy: Just go straight back.
DangerDanceBoy: I find shark pits help.
This Is FoJaR: but man
This Is FoJaR: sharks
This Is FoJaR: i love this girl
This Is FoJaR: should i at least put lasers on their heads?
This Is FoJaR: *shouldnt
DangerDanceBoy: If you want her dead. If you want her to love you, spin her faster. Faster than you've ever spun her before, until she's dizzy. Then pretend to run into her with your car.
This Is FoJaR: is that some kind of sleezy euphamism?
This Is FoJaR: because i'll have none of that
This Is FoJaR: NONE OF THAT
DangerDanceBoy: No. I speak only in literal statements.
This Is FoJaR: you may or may not know what i do to smut peddlers, so i'll tell you
This Is FoJaR: i shoot them
This Is FoJaR: i shoot them in the crotch
DangerDanceBoy: I don't even have a crotch, so you're SOL.
This Is FoJaR: you're from virginia?
DangerDanceBoy: Yes.
This Is FoJaR: yeah, i think they call them something else in other states
DangerDanceBoy: Oh.
DangerDanceBoy: Flangdingers.
This Is FoJaR: wenises?
DangerDanceBoy: Dinks.
This Is FoJaR: pod people
DangerDanceBoy: Yuptappers.
This Is FoJaR: knack-knockers
This Is FoJaR: well
DangerDanceBoy: Tongsingers.
This Is FoJaR: i'm gonna go play some DoD source
This Is FoJaR: because i have a gun
This Is FoJaR: and i need to learn how to use it
This Is FoJaR: give me money for sex?
DangerDanceBoy: Do it.
DangerDanceBoy: No.
DangerDanceBoy: I keep my money
DangerDanceBoy: For free
This Is FoJaR: that was a test
This Is FoJaR: you failed
This Is FoJaR: but i thought you passed for a second
This Is FoJaR: but you falied
DangerDanceBoy: I meant do it.
This Is FoJaR: fallied
This Is FoJaR: and failed
DangerDanceBoy: And then the other stuff
DangerDanceBoy: Was about guns.
This Is FoJaR: all at once
DangerDanceBoy: You know
This Is FoJaR: die
DangerDanceBoy: Your face
This Is FoJaR: die
This Is FoJaR: die
DangerDanceBoy: FACE
This Is FoJaR: die
DangerDanceBoy: BOOK IT
DangerDanceBoy: FACE
This Is FoJaR: dei
DangerDanceBoy: MAYPECA?E
This Is FoJaR: die
DangerDanceBoy: OZOGINA!?
This Is FoJaR: die
DangerDanceBoy: Oz...ogina?
This Is FoJaR: post everything but this last thing that i'm saying here on FFR in the literature forum, and title the thread "important work of modern literature"
This Is FoJaR: toodle-pip
DangerDanceBoy: I will.
DangerDanceBoy: It's a script.