Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

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  • IAAW
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3008
    #1

    Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

    I don't think a thread like this has ever been posted before, but I'm bored, and I just wanna share something with you that may have been the FUNNIEST thing I ever heard in real life...

    Well, long ago, I was waiting to get my allergy shots with my mom, brother, and sister, and off the speaker comes "Side-bottoms? Side-bottoms?". Both me, my sis, and my brother literally were starting to laugh. That was pretty humourous, but it may have been an April Fools joke, although I didn't think it was April Fools day. Or it might've been some prankers playing with the speaker, I dunno...

    ...but if there is some guy with "Side-bottoms" as a last name, then I would probably freak out some, then laugh some more

    Now, has anyone else ever had wierd moments while waiting for a doctor's appointment, allergy/immunity shots, etc.?
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    • Tasselfoot
      Retired BOSS
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jul 2003
      • 25185
      #2
      Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

      One customer at one of the banks I worked at had a last name of Buttsavage.

      *shrugs*
      RIP

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        • Grandiagod
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2004
          • 6122
          #3
          Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

          There was a guy who had a heart attack while he was in the waiting room at a doctors office.

          *shrugs also*
          He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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            • mattyohh
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2006
              • 349
              #4
              Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

              I've been treated by a doctor who informed me he had cancer from being a pack a day smoker and he had a year to live. He then offered me a smoke as we were leaving. We've never been back there again.
              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
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                • stretchypanda
                  shock me shock me
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 4123
                  #5
                  Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                  In Harrison, our family physician was pretty much a one-stop medical spot. Allergist, gynecologist, dermatologist -- it's infected, she'll examine it.

                  There was also a sign in every exam room at the clinic that said, "Attention all OB patients! If your water has broken or you feel contractions, go immediately to the hospital! DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT OB APPOINTMENT!!!"

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                    • AasumDude
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2004
                      • 726
                      #6
                      Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                      Nothing in regards to waiting rooms, but I did see this guy attach a battery unit to his braces through wires once. Hilarious.

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                        • DJ-killa
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 157
                          #7
                          Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                          i was sitting in the waiting room with my dad, and a bird rammed the window and cracked it

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                            • SethSquall
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5477
                              #8
                              Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                              One customer at one of the banks I worked at had a last name of Buttsavage.

                              *shrugs*
                              HAHAHAHA ohhh poor guy. Its kinda like where I used to work there was this guy and his last name was Head. His first name was Richard. Its like, if you you last name is Head dont name your son Richard. I also have a friend whos called Nicholas Whore. Some people dont think.
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                                • JurseyRider734
                                  lil j the bad b-word
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 7506
                                  #9
                                  Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                  Well I don't really have doctor's office things, but there's someone in my school with the last name "Butts".

                                  Well three people. They're related.


                                  edit: And "Cocks" too.
                                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                    • FishFishRevolution
                                      GotR Creator
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 7251
                                      #10
                                      Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                      SethSquall, your signature is far to large. Reduce the heighth by a half, at least.

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                                        • scorpio1690
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 4817
                                          #11
                                          Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                          There used to be two girls I knew and they were the best of friends. Last names: Cummings and Semens. Lolol. Weird thing that happened in doctor's office. Ummm nothing to me, a war vet died waiting in the Emergency Room. Not so funny though. Burn to the medical system.

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                                            • AasumDude
                                              FFR Player
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 726
                                              #12
                                              Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                              Originally posted by SethSquall
                                              HAHAHAHA ohhh poor guy. Its kinda like where I used to work there was this guy and his last name was Head. His first name was Richard. Its like, if you you last name is Head dont name your son Richard. I also have a friend whos called Nicholas Whore. Some people dont think.
                                              I've gone to a doctor called "Doctor Payne" once. It was kind of funny... and I know someone with the last name Krapavinski.

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                                                • Skikamukazi
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 1394
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                                  One time when I was waiting in the doctors office for him to come, I stole a bunch of prescription pills from his cabinet.

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                                                    • vashthestampede0987
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2997
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                                      Seth, the guy you know doesn't happen to be a substitute now, does he?

                                                      If so then I've had him numerous times. We call him Senor Cabeza in spanish.
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                                                        • iggymatrixcounter
                                                          FFR Veteran
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 1924
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Wierd Moments While Waiting For A Doctor's Appointment

                                                          Meh interesting stuff, as for me, I just remember doctors that couldn't speak a lick of english, but pronounced whatever medical ailment that I had perfectly.

                                                          Went something like this:
                                                          Doc: You have throak core?
                                                          Me: whaa?
                                                          Doc: throak core? S-T-R-E-P throak?
                                                          ----
                                                          Doc: We're hur?
                                                          Me: We're where?
                                                          Doc: no, no, H-E-R-N-I-A hur?

                                                          just stupid stuff like that.

                                                          I also worked as a telemarketer for 6 months.... oh the names that I could tell you. Ones that probably don't have a correct english pronunciation, ones that were 2nd grade funny (Butts etc.), and ones that you could tell were just a bunch of inbreds living together on the same street/area.
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