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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711

    #1

    There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

    There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.
    My mom paid a lot to see it bleed.

    I penned this in the dead of night in the haze of sleep. What can you make of it?
  • Tokzic
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 6878

    #2
    Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

    Originally posted by jewpinthethird
    There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.
    My mom paid a lot to see it bleed.

    I penned this in the dead of night in the haze of sleep. What can you make of it?
    Your mother paid too much for a cappuchino?

    Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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    • Cj_leonine
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2005
      • 2070

      #3
      Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

      I have my first job at Starbucks.
      Status: Innactive Onehander

      Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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      • jewpinthethird
        (The Fat's Sabobah)
        FFR Music Producer
        • Nov 2002
        • 11711

        #4
        Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

        American Wedding
        Soul Patches and Sideburns
        Sneakers and Sandals
        Empty beer cans strewn about the grounds
        where the wedding ceremony was held
        NASCAR on TV
        A blonde bride
        Champagne and hollering
        Steak and Turkey and Gravy and Mashed Potatos and ducking out early and driving home drunk

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        • FoJaR
          The Worst
          • Nov 2005
          • 2816

          #5
          Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

          Originally posted by jewpinthethird
          American Wedding
          Soul Patches and Sideburns
          Sneakers and Sandals
          Empty beer cans strewn about the grounds
          where the wedding ceremony was held
          NASCAR on TV
          A blonde bride
          Champagne and hollering
          Steak and Turkey and Gravy and Mashed Potatos and ducking out early and driving home drunk
          i figured this poem out. you see, if you change all of the vowels to the word "PENIS", it makes a lot more sense.

          Originally posted by jewpinthethird
          PENISmPENISrPENIScPENISn WPENISddPENISng
          SPENISPENISl PPENIStchPENISs PENISnd SPENISdPENISbPENISrns
          SnPENISPENISkPENISrs PENISnd SPENISndPENISls
          PENISmpty bPENISPENISr cPENISns strPENISwn PENISbPENISPENISt thPENIS grPENISPENISnds
          whPENISrPENIS thPENIS wPENISddPENISng cPENISrPENISmPENISny wPENISs hPENISld
          NPENISSCAR PENISn TV
          A blPENISndPENIS brPENISdPENIS
          ChPENISmpPENISgnPENIS PENISnd hPENISllPENISrPENISng
          StPENISPENISk PENISnd TPENISrkPENISy PENISnd GrPENISvy PENISnd MPENISshPENISd PPENIStPENIStPENISPENISs PENISnd dPENISckPENISng PENISPENISt PENISPENISrly PENISnd drPENISvPENISng hPENISmPENIS drPENISnk
          you see? the message is clear.

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

            FoJaR just made it into my hall of fame.

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            • Tasuke
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 1671

              #7
              Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

              What do they mean!

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              • FoJaR
                The Worst
                • Nov 2005
                • 2816

                #8
                Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

                Originally posted by Tasuke
                WhPENISt dPENIS thPENISy mPENISPENISn!
                the answer is in the question.

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #9
                  Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

                  Originally posted by Tasuke
                  What do they mean!
                  If you have to ask, you'll never know.

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                  • Grandiagod
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 6122

                    #10
                    Re: There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.

                    Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                    There's a Starbucks Around the Corner.
                    My mom paid a lot to see it bleed.

                    I penned this in the dead of night in the haze of sleep. What can you make of it?
                    That literature can seem deep yet remain stupid at the same time.
                    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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