What would you do if you were a ghost?

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  • Grandiagod
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 6122
    #1

    What would you do if you were a ghost?

    I was watching one of those "Haunted House" programs and realized. Ghosts are ****ing lame. All they do is make noises and move furniture. A hypothetical conversation between ghosts.

    GhostA: Dude, I want to do something crazy tonight!

    GhostB: I got it, lets open and close some doors!

    GhostA: Wow, that sounds great!

    GhostB: Then we can, move some chairs!!!

    GhostA: Your a ****ing wild man!


    If I was a ghost I would totally do awesome ****, like kill babies and rape chicks while their sleeping and all that good ****.

    What about you guys?
    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny
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    • super-smashman
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2004
      • 2638
      #2
      Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

      Jump in front of cars knowing they can't kill me again.

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        • Tasselfoot
          Retired BOSS
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2003
          • 25185
          #3
          Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

          If you want to be technical, ghosts are ethereal. They can't open doors, can't move chairs. Can't kill babies. They can pretty much just watch people and move through things.

          Then again, ghosts aren't real... so it is a moot point.
          RIP

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            • Tonberry_Kid
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3408
              #4
              Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

              Do you mean being a poltergeist(sp?)...Because THEY can move stuff...I'd throw like knives and **** at people and light things on fire and cause as much destruction and chaos as possible...I dunno maybe a mass genocide of wiggers and emobitches..
              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
              Originally posted by mead1
              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                • JurseyRider734
                  lil j the bad b-word
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 7506
                  #5
                  Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                  Rape HansSky in his sleep.


                  Oh wait, I already do that.
                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                  I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                  Originally posted by Afrobean
                  Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                  the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                  Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                    • Grandiagod
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 6122
                      #6
                      Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                      Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                      Rape HansSky in his sleep.


                      Oh wait, I already do that.
                      Roofies don't count as asleep. More like unconcious
                      He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                        • Tps222
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 6168
                          #7
                          Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                          Sleep.

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                            • JurseyRider734
                              lil j the bad b-word
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7506
                              #8
                              Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                              Originally posted by Grandiagod
                              Roofies don't count as asleep. More like unconcious

                              Whatever. I use that excuse so that I don't feel as guilty.
                              Originally posted by Arch0wl
                              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                              Originally posted by Afrobean
                              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                • robobble
                                  FFR Player
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 8
                                  #9
                                  Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                                  Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                  Then again, ghosts aren't real... so it is a moot point.

                                  lol, moot.

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                                    • super-smashman
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 2638
                                      #10
                                      Re: What would you do if you were a ghost?

                                      Don't bump dead threads or postwhore.

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