I'll start, simpley because I'm awesome and forsee this thread doing great things.
And, the original.
(I know, the V-ed up one sucks)
"A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor