wthfgdt...chuck norris

**Eyoshi** · 02-18-2006, 11:15 PM

Re: wtfhgdt...chuck norris

Originally posted by AiRlocked

somebody at my school started a chuck norris fan club, so in honor of those weirdos, i solute them with hilarious jokes

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Psh...

Even with eyes of a god, Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is too fast to be seen.

**AiRlocked** · 02-18-2006, 11:19 PM

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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

**Torlock** · 02-18-2006, 11:23 PM

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

**AiRlocked** · 02-18-2006, 11:28 PM

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Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”

**Pumble** · 02-19-2006, 04:18 PM

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so i herd that chukc norris guy was realy strong

**stlunatic0124** · 02-19-2006, 04:44 PM

Re: wtfhgdt...chuck norris

Originally posted by Eyoshi

Originally posted by AiRlocked

somebody at my school started a chuck norris fan club, so in honor of those weirdos, i solute them with hilarious jokes

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Psh...

Even with eyes of a god, Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is too fast to be seen.

lol.

**AiRlocked** · 02-19-2006, 05:20 PM

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there

**Squeek** · 02-19-2006, 05:37 PM

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Ohhay copy / paste from 4q.cc is totaly rly coo~

todaly

~Squeek

**dancingmaniac3** · 02-19-2006, 05:41 PM

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Whats with the chuck norris obsession all of a sudden? seriously. it's all random.

**AiRlocked** · 02-19-2006, 05:49 PM

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that is the freaking point it has no point....except chuck norris

**Lightknight924** · 02-19-2006, 08:08 PM

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Chuck Norriz counted to infinity........twice.

The Lord God said 'Let there be Light'. Chuck made him say please.

**ruifio894** · 02-19-2006, 09:06 PM

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Everynight before going to sleep chuck norris turns on his night light because the dark is afraid of him.

**Squeek** · 02-19-2006, 09:18 PM

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Once again.

Posting something another website has already posted is excruciatingly lame.

Stop doing it. Make up your own.

~Squeek

**AiRlocked** · 02-19-2006, 09:35 PM

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chuck norris does not promote violence. whenever he sees a man abusing his wife, he treats the man to a swift roundhouse kick to face. he then proceeds to bitch slap the wife for allowing herself to get her ass kicked.

lex and i just totally made that bitch up?!

wthfgdt...chuck norris

wthfgdt...chuck norris

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