I Am A Rock Star
by
Michael Gettings
I don't play guitar
And I can't sing very well
Because I am literally
A rock-star
I have no roadies
And I can't cheat on you
Because I don't have any eyes
Or limbs for that matter
Today, I sit
And I am
And tomorrow
I might be sedintary
Existence, if you ask
Is quite easy for a rock
If I have a job, I'm doing it well
Because I haven't heard a complaint
I have five points
And a fossil on my bottom
But that's cause something died
And it smelled for a while
But that was a long time ago
I used to make jokes about
Being a "Rolling Stone"
But no one listened to them
And I also have moss.
by
Michael Gettings
I don't play guitar
And I can't sing very well
Because I am literally
A rock-star
I have no roadies
And I can't cheat on you
Because I don't have any eyes
Or limbs for that matter
Today, I sit
And I am
And tomorrow
I might be sedintary
Existence, if you ask
Is quite easy for a rock
If I have a job, I'm doing it well
Because I haven't heard a complaint
I have five points
And a fossil on my bottom
But that's cause something died
And it smelled for a while
But that was a long time ago
I used to make jokes about
Being a "Rolling Stone"
But no one listened to them
And I also have moss.
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