A Poem To Make You Smile

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  • MalReynolds
    CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
    • Sep 2003
    • 6571

    #1

    A Poem To Make You Smile

    A Poem To Make You Smile
    by
    Michael Gettings

    Your day sucked
    I thought it would
    Cause you came home crying
    And hit me with a frying pan
    Because I slept with your sister

    Your day was bad?
    It could be worse
    Look at it this way:
    At least you can still walk
    Cause that's pretty important

    If you ask me, if you can walk
    You've got it made
    You lost your cell phone?
    Got shot at?
    At least you can walk

    At least you're not a dead puppy
    Because then you would be dead
    And your owner would cry
    And your owner's kids would cry
    And there would be nothing you could do

    And if you are a dead puppy...
    Or if you can't walk...
    Well... At least you didn't lose your cell phone.
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  • Grandiagod
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 6122

    #2
    RE: A Poem To Make You Smile

    yes it did
    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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    • berkleylovesyou
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2006
      • 2

      #3
      RE: A Poem To Make You Smile

      ha ha ha ha that made me happy, what does that say for my humor? is it sick? I think not. Dead puppies should not be funny yet, in here it is. I feel better.

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      • SethSquall
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2004
        • 5477

        #4
        Re: A Poem To Make You Smile

        Hahaha brilliant.
        Originally posted by Tibs
        I love you, you Welsh ****

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        • opalsangelz
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2005
          • 22

          #5
          Re: A Poem To Make You Smile

          I actually feel slightly confused after reading that....now I'm all paraniod that I might lose my cellphone...then I would cry..and my parents would hit me over the head with a frying pan....0.o
          CrabInYoPants

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          • Squeeky-chan
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2006
            • 1

            #6
            Re: A Poem To Make You Smile

            I'm not very happy.. But it's nice.
            Panic! At the Cafeteria

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