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  • aperson
    FFR Hall of Fame
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 3431

    #1

    Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan


    The latest breaking UK, US, world, business and sport news from The Times and The Sunday Times. Go beyond today's headlines with in-depth analysis and comment.


    How do you tackle an invasion of giant jellyfish? Try making sushi
    By Richard Lloyd Parry in Tokyo

    THEY are called echizen kurage and they sound like monsters from the trashier reaches of Japanese science fiction.

    They are 6ft wide and weigh 450lb (200kg), with countless poisonous tentacles, they have drifted across the void to terrorise the people of Japan. Vast armadas of the slimy horrors have cut off the country’s food supply. As soon as one is killed more appear to take its place.

    Finally, the quarrelsome governments of the region are banding together to unite against the enemy.

    Echizen kurage is not an extraterrestrial invader, but a giant jellyfish that is devastating the livelihoods of fishermen in the Sea of Japan. Nomura’s jellyfish, as it is known in English, is the biggest creature of its kind off Japan and for reasons that remain mysterious its numbers have surged in the past few months.

    The problem has become so serious that fishery officials from Japan, China and South Korea are to meet this month for a “jellyfish summit” to discuss strategies for dealing with the invasion. Japan’s ruling Liberal Democratic Party has formed a jellyfish countermeasures committee and fishermen are at work on technology to keep the marauders out of their nets.

    The problem first became obvious in the late summer when fishermen chasing anchovies, salmon and yellowtail began finding huge numbers of the jellyfish in their nets.

    Often the weight of the echizen kurage broke the nets or crushed the fish to death; those that survived were poisoned and beslimed by their tentacles.

    Fishermen on the northern tip of Honshu, Japan’s main island, were forced to suspend work at the height of the lucrative salmon season.

    In Akita prefecture some communities saw their incomes fall by 80 per cent. The gizzard shad fishers of South Korea have also been plagued by the Nomura’s.

    In some places jellyfish density is reported to be a hundred times higher than normal. Worst of all, no one yet understands why. One theory is that global warming is heating up the seawater and encouraging jellyfish breeding.

    Some observers blame heavy rains in China over the summer, which flowed out from rivers and propelled abnormal numbers of jellyfish towards Japan. Nutrients in its river water may have given them extra zip — or overfishing has allowed the growth of the populations of plankton on which the jellyfish feed.

    Screens and meshes have been designed that allow fish through but keep out anything bigger, and a web of metal wires can be placed inside a net to chop the jellyfish to pieces.

    In the meantime locals are making the best of it — rather than just complaining about jellyfish they are eating them.

    Jellyfish are an unusual ingredient of Japanese cuisine but are much more prized in China. Coastal communities are doing their best to promote jellyfish as a novelty food, sold dried and salted.

    Students in Obama have managed to turn them into tofu, and jellyfish collagen is reported to be beneficial to the skin.

    SEA MONSTERS
    # The most poisonous jellyfish is the Australian sea wasp, or box jellyfish, with enough venom to kill 60 people. Wearing tights is an effective defence
    # The largest jellyfish ever found was a lion’s mane, with a bell 2m (7ft) across, and tentacles extending more than 35m
    # The notorious Portuguese man o’war is not a jellyfish at all but a collection of different organisms including stinging tentacles
    # Jellyfish have both male and female characteristics. A group releases sperm and eggs which mix in the water
    # A collection of jellyfish is known as a smack



  • SMGod
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2003
    • 1830

    #2
    RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

    I hate eating seafood :S

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    • lord_carbo
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2004
      • 6222

      #3
      RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

      Japan got OWNED.

      Seriously, that article sounded like a news report from some third rate sci-fi movie where aliens are taking over the world.
      last.fm

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      • JurseyRider734
        lil j the bad b-word
        • Aug 2003
        • 7506

        #4
        RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

        Jesus christ.
        Originally posted by Arch0wl
        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

        Originally posted by Afrobean
        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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        • Kilgamayan
          Super Scooter Happy
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2003
          • 6583

          #5
          RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

          # A collection of jellyfish is known as a smack
          That is an awesome name.
          I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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          • super-smashman
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2004
            • 2638

            #6
            RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

            Jesus, how fun would it be to get on a boat and just start shooting these things in the water?!

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            • Specforces
              Yes
              • Jan 2004
              • 5028

              #7
              RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

              Smack eh? Looks like there's work there for us Tyler.
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              • Lightknight924
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2005
                • 1164

                #8
                Re: RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                Jesus christ.


                Says it all.

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                • mead1
                  Cerebellumberjack
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 3960

                  #9
                  RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                  Wow.

                  GG Japan.

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                  • Lightknight924
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 1164

                    #10
                    RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                    Wow, imagine being stung by one of those.



                    Fred: Bill Look OUT!!
                    Bill: Huh? ZZZZT!! AHH ZZZZT ohh ZZZT ZZZT ZZZZZZZZZZT I'm ZZZZZZZT Stuck in the stinger bushes!!! ZZZZZZT ZZZT ZZZZZZT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!! bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop.
                    Fred: (slowly swims away like nothing just happened.)

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                    • Pumble
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 1301

                      #11
                      RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                      Good old predictable North America with fewer creatures that poison, strangle, or just scare the general crap out of you.

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                      • jewpinthethird
                        (The Fat's Sabobah)
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 11711

                        #12
                        Re: RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                        Originally posted by Pumble
                        Good old predictable North America with fewer creatures that poison, strangle, or just scare the general crap out of you.
                        Seriously. Like...we have bears...and that's it.

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                        • Lightknight924
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 1164

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                          Except for the whole Bigfoot thing.

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                          • emccky
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 4811

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                            that's amazing. I'd like to see one in real life.

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                            • Lightknight924
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 1164

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Huge jellyfish invade the crap out of japan

                              they should kill one and use it's fluffy squishy head as a pillow.

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