All That I Need (The worst movie of all time)

RE: All That I Need

OK... let me go on about this movie a little more.

1. We snuck in for free... we paid WAY too much. We should have gotten at least $50 bucks for that.
2. There were TWO other people in the theater. Now, not many people are at the movies at 4pm on a Friday, but we've never seen a flick with 2 other people in there on THE DAY A MOVIE CAME OUT. Maybe a movie that has been out for 6 weeks already.
3. The movie is filmed as a documentary, but isn't. It is based on the true events of the main character, who is also the writer and director of the film, and the guy who was in jail because of his actions depicted in the film.
4. The filming is terrible, even for a documentary.
5. The script is AWFUL. If they hadn't written a single thing down and ad-libed everything, it would have been better.
6. There were more contradictions in the script than... well, than something with a lot of contradictions. Seriously... every 5 minutes there was a contradiction.
7. The acting was beyond awful. Literally... where did they find these people? They couldn't possibly be actual actors. I think they found random people off the streets of LA to be in it and gave each one like $100 bucks. I could fart better acting.
8. The female lead VOMITS on the male lead while attempting to give fellatio... and he doesn't seem upset about it except it messed up his car. Then he stands up, and there is no vomit on him. And the fake vomit sounds coming from the girl were quite poor as well.
9. There is an FBI raid on a boat... has this guy never seen a TV show before? every TV show has some sort of police action in it... and this guy missed it all. Because the scene had so many things wrong with it, I could have a list just for them. Such as incorrect jackets for the FBI men, no guns, guys in army fatigues... I could go on.
10. The writer/director/liver-of-the-plot has got to be the dumbest scam artist in the history of scams... because he had absolutely no control over his scam, at least as he depicted it in his film.


I think there were more than just those 10, but I'm out of things to write currently... Basically, I was laughing at how bad it was 50% of the time, and staring at my phone to see if it was time to leave yet the other 50%. Oh yea... its only 80 minutes long. At least there were no previews to delay things even longer.