Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

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  • iggymatrixcounter
    FFR Veteran
    • Nov 2003
    • 1924
    #1

    Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

    Basically I live off these things, as I am too lazy to cook anything.

    But it used to be "peel back cover and microwave on HI for X minutes." Today I had a breakfast one and it was all like "peel back cover, remove sausages and pancakes, set aside, microwave for 2 minuntes. Add S and P and then microwave 3 more minutes.

    I just want to be able to put it in and when I take it out I can EAT rather than do more.
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    • NaOTa4231
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2004
      • 743
      #2
      RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

      i hate to burst your bubble but that's not very complicated.

      ps just buy hot pockets


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        • joeguy404
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2005
          • 1
          #3
          RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

          lol i love hot pockets except if ya cook em too long they get to hard to eat

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            • iggymatrixcounter
              FFR Veteran
              • Nov 2003
              • 1924
              #4
              Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

              Originally posted by NaOTa4231
              i hate to burst your bubble but that's not very complicated.

              ps just buy hot pockets

              compared to "put in microwave" it is. Besides I don't think I'll get those anymore. (1170 calories, basically half of it is fat. O wellz)

              I didn't know hot pockets had breakfast fillings!!
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                • Kilgamayan
                  Super Scooter Happy
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 6583
                  #5
                  RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

                  Hot Pockets' how hackers get down.

                  Why not just make a bowl of cereal? Opening and tilting a box can't be terribly complicated.
                  I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                    • Squeek
                      let it snow~
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 14444
                      #6
                      RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

                      Pop-Tarts: Put in microwave on HIGH for 3 seconds.

                      See, it only takes three seconds.

                      ~Squeek

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                        • Kilgamayan
                          Super Scooter Happy
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 6583
                          #7
                          RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

                          Yeah, but that involves opening a box AND packaging as well as getting a plate out.

                          And then there's the psychological ramifications.
                          I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                            • Fungishroom
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 55
                              #8
                              RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowadays?

                              Then cook if it's to complicated for you.
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                                • iggymatrixcounter
                                  FFR Veteran
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 1924
                                  #9
                                  Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated nowada

                                  Originally posted by Fungishroom
                                  Then cook if it's to complicated for you.

                                  duh cooking takes even more effort than microwaving. I think I'll take squeek's advice and just stick with pop-tarts.
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                                    • Tokzic
                                      FFR Player
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 6878
                                      #10
                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                      Jane's Pub Style Chicken Strips

                                      Preheat oven to 400ËšF.
                                      Stick chicken in.
                                      Take out after 30 minutes.
                                      Put chicken in mouth.
                                      Move jaws up and down.
                                      Move food down throat, being sure not to let it enter lungs.
                                      Be nourished.

                                      Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                        • natetheffrer
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 906
                                          #11
                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                          Eggo waffles,

                                          Put in toster turn on toaster.
                                          Eat once not hot.

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                                            • Arthur122368
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 98
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                              I cook everything in the microwave. Not ramen noodles unless they're the cup kind though. I cook my toaster strudels, microwave dinners,poptarts,ravioli,spaghettios,old food from last night, and whatever else in the microwave. You're just lazy. Why not get up off the computer and make food. If you know even the tiniest shred about cooking, you can make something edible. Might not be tasteful but its still edible. If you are still skeptical about cooking, Just go get some MRI's.

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                                                • chickendude
                                                  Away from Computer
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 1901
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                                  Airplane peanuts
                                                  1) Open Bag
                                                  2) Eat Peanuts

                                                  no joke, thats what was written >_>

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                                                    • Shadow_of_fear
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 42
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                                      Well, i like Poptarts!! WAHOO!!! THE THINGS THAT WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING!!!! SMORES POPTARTS!!! Hehe...^^;;;;;;;;;
                                                      I hate how the USA takes anime shows and turns them into complete crap.....It annoys me....-_-

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                                                        • jamuko
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 1083
                                                          #15
                                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Why are frozen dinners so complicated no

                                                          Okay, I totally just put my Pop-Tarts in the microwave for three seconds and it did absolutely nothing to deliver me warm, delicious filling and frosty goodness. I think I'll sue.

                                                          I also love how the serving size is "1 Pastry", yet they package them in pairs. Way to get people to believe nutrition facts that are really only half of what they'll undoubtedly be eating.

                                                          Now, more importantly... seeing as a microwave is currently my only means of heating/cooking any sort of food, I am now looking for ways to use it to make food that would normally be cooked by other means (stove and oven, oh, how I miss you). Namely... pasta. I really want some, and I don't mean Easy Mac. I want some good stuff. It can't be that hard to boil noodles, right?

                                                          Anyone have any handy tips on this matter (pasta or otherwise)?
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