Dude, I can kick ass on GBA?! O_O

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  • igotrhythm
    Fractals!
    • Sep 2004
    • 6535

    #1

    Dude, I can kick ass on GBA?! O_O

    For my 20th birthday, I got a BattleBots: Design and Destroy game for my GBASP. For those of you who don't know, BattleBots was an insanely popular TV show back when TechTV was still around, and remained so for about seven to eight minutes. It's still fun as hell, though.

    Now for the bragging. I'll post the bot's equipment going into the final (NOT their initial builds...I forget what changes I made), along with their times. All fights lasted 2 minutes, and all fights in the same weight class were in the same arena. Fights that ended in KO include the count-outs in their times. Those that ended on time are scored aggression first, then damage and strategy. The fact that each category adds to 15 is no coincidence, that's how the game works. (I also have yet to surpass the finishing amount of $16591 that I attained with this run.)

    Lightweight Divison Bot: Potemkin
    Chassis: Boxybot
    Tires: Soft Foam Rubber
    Motor: Large Pancake
    Battery: Nicad Rechargeable Pack
    Weapon: Spike Plow (front)
    Armor: Steel Plating
    Arena: Battlebox

    Results:
    KOed Toecrusher in 0:46
    KOed Mouser in 0:35
    KOed Backlash in 0:51
    KOed Ziggo in 0:41

    Middleweight Division Bot: Faust
    Chassis: Spinbot (machined aluminum)
    Tires: Hard Foam Rubber
    Motor: Rare Earth Magnet
    Battery: Rechargeable Nicad Pack (there is a difference)
    Weapon: Kinetic Weapon 2
    Armor: Double Layered Steel Plates
    Arena: Airplane Graveyard

    Results:
    KOed Deadblow in 1:07
    KOed Sunshine in 1:21
    KOed Control in 1:05
    Beat Hazard by decision, 23-22 (4-11 aggression, 6-9 damage, 13-2 strategy)

    Heavyweight Division Bot: Dizzy
    Chassis: Cylindrical Spinbot
    Tires: Urethane
    Motor: Gas Engine
    Battery: Experimental Military
    Weapon: Base Saw
    Armor: Laminated Titanium
    Arena: Volcano

    Results:
    KOed Overkill in 1:26
    KOed Tazbot in 1:29
    KOed Diablo in 1:30
    Beat Biohazard by decision, 37-8 (8-7 aggression, 15-0 damage, 14-1 strategy)
    Note: It's very rare when I have the edge in aggression, especially this far into the game. Dominating 15-0 in one category doesn't happen very much, either.

    Superheavyweight Division Bot: Millia (as in my avatar)
    Chassis: Dome Spinbot
    Tires: Studded Rubber
    Motor: Super Pancake
    Battery: Experimental Military (I think this one is better than the last one)
    Weapon: None
    Armor: Heat-Treated Steel Exoskeleton
    Arena: Volcano

    Results:
    KOed Jaws in 0:17
    KOed Minion in 0:16
    KOed Diesector in 0:29
    KOed Toro in 0:36

    And that was the game.
    Originally posted by thesunfan
    I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR
  • Squeek
    let it snow~
    • Jan 2004
    • 14444

    #2
    RE: Dude, I can kick ass on GBA?! O_O

    As long as we're going to talk about old crappy games, I recently picked up Tetris Attack for the original GameBoy and set my sights on completing it on Hard.

    I dare anybody to do the same. Bowser was friggin INSANE.

    ~Squeek

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    • Feuergeist
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2003
      • 869

      #3
      RE: Dude, I can kick ass on GBA?! O_O

      BattleBots was on Comedy Central.


      Robot Wars was on Tech Tv.



      Wer noch nie einen Fehler gemacht hat, hat sich noch nie an etwas Neuem versucht.
      Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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      • igotrhythm
        Fractals!
        • Sep 2004
        • 6535

        #4
        RE: Dude, I can kick ass on GBA?! O_O

        It's been so long since it's been on, I forget what channel, okay? >_<

        Just buy the game and see for yourself how fun/frustrating it can be. A tip: some bots don't have a self-righting mechanism. Go to Options and turn the mode from Arcade to Simulation to take advantage of this.
        Originally posted by thesunfan
        I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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