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  • User6773
    • May 2026

    #1

    A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

    Mike Adams is a wonderful man. He writes often about the sad state of affairs in most institutions of "higher learning." Here he takes the time to respond to the pathetic excuses and appeals for extra credit he has received during exam week.

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  • banditcom
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2003
    • 6243

    #2
    RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

    Dammit...

    And I'm about to go into my teacher's office in the morning to see if I can get extra credit so I can pass the class and graduate...

    But I've attended every class, done all the non-graded homework, and studied my ass off for the class. However, the teacher is a cockface...

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    • MonkeyFoo
      FFR Veteran
      • Sep 2004
      • 397

      #3
      RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

      Good stuff. I had a teacher that would only accept your tardiness if you could come up with an outrageous excuse. Not even semi-believable. He moved to Indiana.
      How has it been 15 years

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      • Squeek
        let it snow~
        • Jan 2004
        • 14444

        #4
        RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

        My Calc teacher owns the class all the time, but this one takes the cake:

        Idiot: Professor, do you curve your exams?
        Prof: Curve?
        Idiot: Yeah.
        Prof: You mean that thing where you get points that you don't actually deserve? No, I don't do that.

        ~Squeek

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        • zildjian133
          FFR Player
          • May 2003
          • 1138

          #5
          RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

          What kind of person is dumb enough to embarass themself to ask for extra credit when their attendence ratio is 0.2-1 miss to attend ratio.....

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          • Kenzya
            FFR Player
            • Jan 2004
            • 3411

            #6
            Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

            Originally posted by zildjian133
            What kind of person is dumb enough to embarass themself to ask for extra credit when their attendence ratio is 0.2-1 miss to attend ratio.....
            The same person who is dumb enough to miss all of those classes.

            This was a good read, thanks Chardish.

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            • The_Q
              FFR Player
              • May 2004
              • 4391

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

              I'll see if I can get some from my dad. I'm sure they're great.

              Those were wonderfully hilarious, by the way.

              Q

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              • Freak83
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                • Feb 2003
                • 3281

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

                Brilliant find.

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                • RiddlinKids_
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 12

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Excuses

                  ...what. i want a pass to pass High School. i got 2 Fs..i need to start worrying about my grades..im gonna graduate..and have no credits for colledge.. lol <3
                  <img src=http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/010/485/10485159.jpg alt=\"riddlin kids would kick your a$$\">
                  ^Riddlin Kids^


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                  Going through life with your blind leading the blind...
                  And there\'s a problem that you can\'t fight.
                  Problem will stop if you leave that b!tch tonight\"

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                  • jewpinthethird
                    (The Fat's Sabobah)
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 11711

                    #10
                    Re: RE: Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Exc

                    Originally posted by RiddlinKids_
                    ...what. i want a pass to pass High School. i got 2 Fs..i need to start worrying about my grades..im gonna graduate..and have no credits for colledge.. lol <3
                    Did you by chance happen to get those two F's in English?

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                    • degethththethtdyhhetheht
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1

                      #11
                      r5tgr

                      [post deleted]
                      [it was about 1000 characters of garbage in a row]

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                      • Anticrombie0909
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 4683

                        #12
                        RE: r5tgr

                        uh

                        Nice first post.

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                        • tnyhwk900
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                          • May 2003
                          • 4106

                          #13
                          RE: r5tgr

                          wow

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                          • User6773

                            #14
                            Re: r5tgr

                            Originally posted by degethththethtdyhhetheht
                            [post deleted]
                            [it was about 1000 characters of garbage in a row]
                            Banned for life. Have a nice day!

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                            • Squeek
                              let it snow~
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14444

                              #15
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: A College Professor Responds To Sad, Sad Exc

                              Originally posted by RiddlinKids_
                              ...what. i want a pass to pass High School. i got 2 Fs..i need to start worrying about my grades..im gonna graduate..and have no credits for colledge.. lol <3
                              PSSH, as if that matters.

                              I failed World History II in 3/4 quarters (mainly because I hated the teacher and wanted to get him fired), got a C for 4th and a C+ on the final, which gave me a 63.8%. A 64% is a passing D and they round up.

                              I had no transfer credits going into college (yes! "college" is spelled without a "d" now!). The only chance I had was the APCS exam, which I failed miserably.

                              ~Squeek

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