PPP is the easiest thing ever.

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  • 87x
    Retired Staff
    • Dec 2002
    • 4379

    #1

    PPP is the easiest thing ever.

    I played PPP the other day for the first time in my life, skipping the lecture mode and heading straight for Normal.

    I played 3 songs and passed them all. I missed like 3 notes total. Remind you I have never played this before.

    Another thing. Playing PPP makes you feel and act gay. Because you just can't sit there moving your hands in the way of the lasers, NO, your brain tells you to start bouncing to the beat. Then your feet start moving. Then you start finding new ways to slice through the infared beam. You lose all since of anything around you and you are engulfed in this world of homoerotic dancing bunnies and 13 yr girls.

    I don't recommend playing this just to "try it out" when you are with people you know. Some people think it is funny acting stupid infront of friends, but this just crosses the line.


    *PS*
    I forgot to mention that I got the highscore, yea first place, on normal mode. How gay is that?


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  • seethataroundit
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2005
    • 16

    #2
    Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

    Originally posted by 87x
    Playing PPP makes you feel and act #$*.
    That's not true one bit. I have not played PPP yet, but I have played Dance Maniax, a beautiful, fun, and challenging game. They both are similar because they use motion sensors to play. And I don't feel embarrased at all when I play Dance Maniax. The game is very fun, it has really nice music, and it really does make you feel like your dancing.

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    • 87x
      Retired Staff
      • Dec 2002
      • 4379

      #3
      RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

      heh, yea.. PPP deffinately makes you feel gay, unless your a 12yr girl. I think thats is the only exception. Maybe that and an actual gay guy, But I think even he would feel gay.


      RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
      87x: more like.. professional goth.

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      • B3NJ1
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2005
        • 266

        #4
        Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

        Originally posted by seethataroundit
        Originally posted by 87x
        Playing PPP makes you feel and act #$*.
        That's not true one bit. I have not played PPP yet, but I have played Dance Maniax, a beautiful, fun, and challenging game. They both are similar because they use motion sensors to play. And I don't feel embarrased at all when I play Dance Maniax. The game is very fun, it has really nice music, and it really does make you feel like your dancing.
        There is an insane difference between the 2. I liked PPP and i really like it because no one was around to see me.

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        • Demon_Of_The_Comet
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 888

          #5
          Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

          Originally posted by 87x
          you are engulfed in this world of homoerotic dancing bunnies and 13 yr girls.
          I want some 13 yr old girls plz kthx

          I played it like once and yea it did make me feel kinda #$*
          wtf is a nooblet
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          If you are part of the 2% that isn\'t a ***got, put this in your profile.
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          firemon is in the top 10 sm list...dont talk (#$% to him.

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          • fenixflamefox
            FFR Player
            • May 2003
            • 164

            #6
            RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

            I've played PPP for a while now, here's my thoughts.

            You got the top score? Good job, moron, the thing resets nightly.
            "Makes you feel gay"? You have no clue what you're talking about. Talk to the average 'American' about DDR or any of the other Bemani games, and watch what they'll have to say.

            And passing songs on Normal mode and only missing three notes is like full comboing a song on beginner. Good for you, pussy. Try doing something actually interesting next time. FC/SS three 7* songs and we'll talk. And not using some lameass SM skin, either.

            (God, I'm sick of having to teach people about PPP.)

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            • ckj846
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2004
              • 2437

              #7
              RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

              PPP is fun! It doesn't make you look gay, if anything, the music is gay. They take some decent songs from DDR and other Bemani games, remix it, and put sensors around you to see how you move. Sounds like a good time! Anyways, getting a high score on this game is very easy, but it is still very fun. The songs are long, the backrounds are a little retarded, but that is about it on the bad. This game is about having fun, and if you do get lost in your own world, I think that would be considered as having fun. Isn't that the point of PPP and other video games???
              O_o
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              • 0000000000000000000000001
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2005
                • 6

                #8
                Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                Originally posted by ckj846
                PPP is fun! It doesn't make you look gay, if anything, the music is gay. They take some decent songs from DDR and other Bemani games, remix it, and put sensors around you to see how you move. Sounds like a good time! Anyways, getting a high score on this game is very easy, but it is still very fun. The songs are long, the backrounds are a little retarded, but that is about it on the bad. This game is about having fun, and if you do get lost in your own world, I think that would be considered as having fun. Isn't that the point of PPP and other video games???
                O_o
                Yeah, very easy

                Can you get a (almost) perfect score for velfare and ultra high heels?

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                • altimit888
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                  Originally posted by ckj846
                  PPP is fun! It doesn't make you look gay, if anything, the music is gay. They take some decent songs from DDR and other Bemani games, remix it, and put sensors around you to see how you move. Sounds like a good time! Anyways, getting a high score on this game is very easy, but it is still very fun. The songs are long, the backrounds are a little retarded, but that is about it on the bad. This game is about having fun, and if you do get lost in your own world, I think that would be considered as having fun. Isn't that the point of PPP and other video games???
                  O_o
                  What Can I say... It's Eurobeat. Mostly PPP is about doing a routine dance. And I know that the backgrounds look a little retarded. To see the PPP dance routines, go to www.paraparaonline.com and click video.

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                  • shaddowkarate
                    FFR Player
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4

                    #10
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                    While I'm a li'l offended by the Admin's use of the word Gay... >_>

                    :P I'll agree that that is infact what PPP is. @.@ God that game wasn't worth the 1.25 I put in to try it out...

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                    • nforcer06164
                      FFR Player
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 4772

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                      Hey. Don't bash PPP. There's not that many machines in the nation, and it's not that bad. If you come up with the right moves for it, it does not look gay at all. I went to an arcade that had it with the now inactive Neonatrias. He had watched a lot of videos, and he turned out an awesome routine. I had fun with it myself, though it took some getting used to. Both of us are straight, BTW.

                      Just a rule that some people seem to miss: NEVER use your feet. THAT looks gay. The background dancer never does, you shouldn't either. Some of the routines the background dancer does are good. Give them a shot. Most of all, try some new things yourself. I tried using my elbows for some different patterns and it didn't turn out too bad.

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                      • fenixflamefox
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2003
                        • 164

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                        Nono, the kind of words I'd use to describe using your feet in PPP I am not allowed to use on these forums. :/

                        But yeah. Learning the real routines to songs in PPP makes them look more awesome. Oh, and if you have two other people who know the routine and start doing it behind you, then it's friggin' hilarious.

                        PS -- If you're really good you can use your butt for a hold arrow

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                        • nforcer06164
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4772

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: PPP is the easiest thing ever.

                          Hello, nearly a five month bump. Read the rules, buddy.

                          PROUD OWNER OF TWO OMEGA FAVORS. YEAH, NICE TRY.
                          Giant NES Controller (4 FEET) progress: PAINT IS DONE!
                          Download my Wii Music Suite v1.0, and PM me with your input!

                          Originally posted by Squeek
                          My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"

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