The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897
    #1

    The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

    Just for the record, you understand. I'll bump this when we start seeing results of his upcoming Far Cry movie.

    Ruined Movies Based On Video Games:
    House of the Dead
    Alone in the Dark
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    • Kilgamayan
      Super Scooter Happy
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Feb 2003
      • 6583
      #2
      RE: The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

      http://www.uweboll.com
      I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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        • jewpinthethird
          (The Fat's Sabobah)
          FFR Music Producer
          • Nov 2002
          • 11711
          #3
          Re: RE: The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

          Originally posted by Kilgamayan
          http://www.uweboll.com
          Haha, for some reason I wasnt expecting that....

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            • QreepyBORIS
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2003
              • 7454
              #4
              RE: Re: RE: The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

              AITD was terrible.

              Or, the trailer was.

              The old guy!

              Remember him?

              Signature subject to change.

              THE ZERRRRRG.

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711
                  #5
                  RE: Re: RE: The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

                  DONT OPEN THAT DOOR.

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                    • tsutter
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2371
                      #6
                      RE: Re: RE: The Official "Uwe Boll Sucks" Thread

                      At least he KNOWS he's terrible.

                      http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/bio
                      [02:02:16] <Hayden> i carry the plastic i make it spastic when i put it in ya moms ass boy her **** is elastic when im finished in knee that slut in the jaw snap her back in to pieces i lay down the law cuz i gots no respect fo that ***** elixers **** seeing as he got double dick ****ed on dust 2 by an ingram at long A in pit

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                        • Omeganitros
                          auauauau
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 8897
                          #7
                          RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                          ALAAARM!


                          ALAAARM!


                          Gaming - Engadget
                          http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000407048993
                          Find in-depth gaming news and hands-on reviews of the latest video games, video consoles, and accessories.

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                            • -VerteX-
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 51
                              #8
                              RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                              uew boll is the 2nd generation ed wood.
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                                • StarmanSuper568
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 820
                                  #9
                                  RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                                  The second resident evil was crap. What's up with the Nemisis being a good guy?

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                                    • Omeganitros
                                      auauauau
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 8897
                                      #10
                                      RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                                      WARNING!

                                      WARNING!

                                      WARNING!

                                      CODE YELLOW!

                                      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/



                                      Hopefully, this is not true. No matter anyone's opinons on the game, no video game movie deserves this fate. Hopefully, IMDB is bullshitting us and the director will be changed later.

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                                        • Chromer
                                          Hookers and Blow
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 4981
                                          #11
                                          RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                                          ROFL And I remember the Halo guys saying that they weren't going to use him for Halo. ROFL again.

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                                            • Omeganitros
                                              auauauau
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 8897
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: The Official &quot;Uwe Boll Sucks&quot; Thread

                                              BloodRayne | Rotten Tomatoes
                                              http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bloodrayne/
                                              Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for BloodRayne on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!


                                              Wow.

                                              5%.

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