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  • Chromer
    Hookers and Blow
    • Jul 2003
    • 4981

    #1

    Versus.

    One of the greatest Japanese movies ever made.

    Story goes like this. There are 666 portals that lead to the Dark Realm on Earth and cannot be seen by humans. But there are special humans who can see them as well as open them. An Evil Guy finds the 444th Portal in Japan in a forest called The Forest of Resurrection, where the dead can come back to life. He intends to open the portal and unleash evil upon the world. He needs the blood of a young girl who has the Blood of Resurrection in here to open the portal. Bad News for us.......

    Luckily, 500 years prior to this, the Evil Guy was veeeery close to openeing the portal up before. Although, Evil Guy's younger brother, who was lovers with the BOR girl, sacrifices her in order to keep Evil Guy from using her. So Evil Guy has to wait 500 years for her to reincarnate. Bummer.

    Evil Guy gets pissed and kills his younger brother. 500 years later, Good Little Brother reincarnates into this bad-ass, ass-kicking, no remorse murderer serving Life in prison, and escapes to the Forest of Resurrection. He is brought with another man who is being picked up by the Evil Guy's henchmen and kills one of the Thugs. The BOR girl, who was reincarnated was kidnapped and taken by the henchmen as well. Neutral Little Brother takes her and runs into the forest. But the guy that he killed comes back to life as a zombie. And to make matters worse, Evil Guy is on his way to the Forest, and he knows Little Brother and BOR Girl are somewhere inside........

    Thus begins the greatest zombie-head exploding, blood-splattering, sword-fighting, gunplaying, slapstick comedy, action movie ever made. And If you want to know what the action is like: Think Devil May Cry 3(sword fighting wise) and Jet-Li fused together. Yes it's that good.

    So has anyone else ever seen this movie?
  • GuidoHunter
    is against custom titles
    • Oct 2003
    • 7371

    #2
    I've seen the game show on Comedy Central with Greg Proops as the host...

    --Guido


    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      Versus, by Ryuhei Kitamura!

      I soooo wnat to see it, but I have no idea where I should look for it.

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      • Chromer
        Hookers and Blow
        • Jul 2003
        • 4981

        #4
        Go to a Blockbuster and look in the Horror section

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        • insomniakxz
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2003
          • 302

          #5
          [adds to queue on blockbuster online]

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