Santa claus said he'd sex me.

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  • hydrojakep
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 2293
    #1

    Santa claus said he'd sex me.

    SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

    So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

    Hydrojakep: i want sex
    SantaClaus:
    Well, I doubt that's all!

    What else do you want for Christmas?



    Hydrojakep: Want to sex?
    SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here.

    Hydrojakep: let's make anal
    SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.



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    • Spazzbite
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jan 2003
      • 2181
      #2
      RE: Santa claus said he

      In before lock.

      Thank you for supplying me with another AIM bot =D

      Originally posted by Quicker
      shades don't break unless you break them.

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        • UWSTopGun
          Banned
          • Nov 2004
          • 668
          #3
          RE: Santa claus said he

          lmao.

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            • JurseyRider734
              lil j the bad b-word
              • Aug 2003
              • 7506
              #4
              RE: Santa claus said he

              Santa Claus gives me lots of little :-* 's
              Originally posted by Arch0wl
              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

              Originally posted by Afrobean
              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • hydrojakep
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2293
                  #5
                  RE: Santa claus said he

                  UPDATE:

                  say fuck a lot.

                  He'll be like i'm done.
                  You suck.



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                    • Lupin_the_3rd
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2665
                      #6
                      RE: Santa claus said he

                      Santa is such a dick:

                      Legat0bluesummrs: FUCK

                      SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.

                      Legat0bluesummrs: DONT EVER STOP TALKING TO ME

                      SantaClaus:
                      The elves say, 'Make me'.

                      Legat0bluesummrs: ur elves can suck my wiener

                      SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
                      A lump of coal for you.

                      Legat0bluesummrs: FUK U

                      SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


                      Legat0bluesummrs: PENIS

                      SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.

                      Legat0bluesummrs: hi

                      SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.

                      Legat0bluesummrs: LIAR

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                        • hydrojakep
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 2293
                          #7
                          RE: Santa claus said he

                          That's what happened to me too.

                          It was fun though.



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                            • Squeek
                              let it snow~
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14444
                              #8
                              RE: Santa claus said he

                              "LIAR"

                              Best ever.

                              Congratulations for owning Santa Claus.

                              ~Squeek

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                                • Lupin_the_3rd
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 2665
                                  #9
                                  RE: Santa claus said he

                                  Santa's a prick:





                                  what a smug little asshole

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                                    • HansSky
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 1925
                                      #10
                                      RE: Santa claus said he

                                      NotSoFarOff: Will you sex me?
                                      SantaClaus:

                                      NotSoFarOff: C'mon. Please?
                                      SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

                                      NotSoFarOff: Sex me.
                                      SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here.

                                      NotSoFarOff: Tell them to go away.
                                      SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


                                      NotSoFarOff: Sex me
                                      SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind.

                                      NotSoFarOff: Sex me, damnit.
                                      SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
                                      A lump of coal for you.


                                      NotSoFarOff: Sex me!!
                                      SantaClaus: :-X

                                      NotSoFarOff: SEX MEEE!
                                      SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind.

                                      NotSoFarOff: Sex me, santa.
                                      SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
                                      hi

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                                        • deposition
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1115
                                          #11
                                          RE: Santa claus said he

                                          aight asdf

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                                            • Ignite
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 986
                                              #12
                                              RE: Santa claus said he

                                              Weeeeee... Brace Yourself.
                                              -Pat

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                                                • HansSky
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1925
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: Santa claus said he

                                                  Noooo. Don't lock. If you need to...move it to the garbage bin.
                                                  hi

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                                                    • Ignite
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 986
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: Santa claus said he

                                                      Shut up, your AFK now.
                                                      -Pat

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