Here's how it goes...
It is some time in the future. AOL has almost completely totalistic control over the internet. IE and Mozilla were wiped out, and the only resistance left is a relatively small civilization. The civilization is formed of an alliance between a group of loyal Firefox users, and a small cult of zealous Linux users. It is only a matter of time before AOL finds their hideout and crushes them with their iron grip, but Le Resistance is not without a plan...
Using their nerdness and common fandom of Red Alert, they have created a Chronosphere. Using this Chronosphere, they can warp up to 6 people from any place in the present and any time in the past to thier hideout, where they will debreif them on the issue, and then send them to attack the stronghold of AOL HQ.
These 6 people must be a crack squad that are be really awesome when it comes to destroying something as powerful as AOL. That's where you, the dudes, come in. You post one person that you think should be on this team, and it might help if you post why. But in your post you can also second other people's votes, and in [WHOOPSIE] (someone PM me if I forget) I will count up the ballots and reveal our uber-fantastique ass-whoopin' dream team of awesomeness.
Oh, wait. It's actually a team of 7. Since I'm so cool, I get to choose one member that is permanently on the team.
Bruce Lee.
When you absolutely positively have to have the baddest mothafucker in history, there is nothing beyond Bruce Lee. Not even that Ong-Bak guy stands a goddamn chance against this incredible greatness. Plus, he could train the rest of the team on how to whoop ass like he does.
READY?
...uh, DO SOMETHING!
It is some time in the future. AOL has almost completely totalistic control over the internet. IE and Mozilla were wiped out, and the only resistance left is a relatively small civilization. The civilization is formed of an alliance between a group of loyal Firefox users, and a small cult of zealous Linux users. It is only a matter of time before AOL finds their hideout and crushes them with their iron grip, but Le Resistance is not without a plan...
Using their nerdness and common fandom of Red Alert, they have created a Chronosphere. Using this Chronosphere, they can warp up to 6 people from any place in the present and any time in the past to thier hideout, where they will debreif them on the issue, and then send them to attack the stronghold of AOL HQ.
These 6 people must be a crack squad that are be really awesome when it comes to destroying something as powerful as AOL. That's where you, the dudes, come in. You post one person that you think should be on this team, and it might help if you post why. But in your post you can also second other people's votes, and in [WHOOPSIE] (someone PM me if I forget) I will count up the ballots and reveal our uber-fantastique ass-whoopin' dream team of awesomeness.
Oh, wait. It's actually a team of 7. Since I'm so cool, I get to choose one member that is permanently on the team.
Bruce Lee.
When you absolutely positively have to have the baddest mothafucker in history, there is nothing beyond Bruce Lee. Not even that Ong-Bak guy stands a goddamn chance against this incredible greatness. Plus, he could train the rest of the team on how to whoop ass like he does.
READY?
...uh, DO SOMETHING!
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