And people think maddox is smart?

**SoujiroXx** · 07-12-2003, 11:22 PM

Maddox is a god, you're an idiot. Have you even read his site? Are you one of the people whom he describes? I wouldn't really doubt it.

Let's hate people for their opinions.

-Soujiro

**Arch0wl** · 07-12-2003, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by SoujiroXx

Maddox is a god, you're an idiot.

Cool.

I insulted your idol or whatever.

Let's review.

Originally posted by Maddox

The balding gothic loser with an ugly girlfriend nerd:
This is a goth who's so much of a loser that he's even shunned by other goth losers. A telltale characteristic of this nerd is his inability to stop deep throating his ugly girlfriend in public. They not only kiss, but they kiss in the most vulgar way possible (full on tongue and groping). As if it wasn't bad enough that they're both kicking the funk, they usually sport massive pizza-face crater acne. Barf!

And THIS is the guy who wrote that:

**Arch0wl** · 07-12-2003, 11:35 PM

Ooh, you edited your post.

Have you even read his site?

Do you even know what you are saying?

Read my first post.

Are you one of the people whom he describes?

Hm?

I don't even have a webcam. I'm not an anime ****** either. I don't know what this has to do with anything, or why you brought it up out of the blue.

Let's hate people for their opinions.

Okay!

**SoujiroXx** · 07-13-2003, 12:04 AM

You think he would've posted that if he cared what people had to say about him? Who cares what he looks like? He did that to prove a point, which was proven. I haven't read anything to make him a hypocrite. He's not my idol, he's right. He says what probably 50% of everyone thinks, and makes fun of the other 50% who try to go against it, and he wins.

**Arch0wl** · 07-13-2003, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by SoujiroXx

You think he would've posted that if he cared what people had to say about him?

This has to do with my point because why?

I haven't read anything to make him a hypocrite.

Then you're fucking stupid. Read my posts again, because you're blind as fuck to not see the shit I posted.

He's not my idol, he's right.

HAHAHAHA that's funny.

If he wasn't your idol, you wouldn't have defended him so strongly.

He says what probably 50% of everyone thinks

Lots of people do that. Myself, Sl1p, LOTS of people at something awful, LOTS of people at mairu.net. That doesn't make them right or anything.

and makes fun of the other 50% who try to go against it, and he wins.

Hmm, no.

He sure didn't do shit when he was on tech tv. Infact he said something about camwhores being camwhores because they don't have a life, and then martin says something about him having no life and he agrees, admitting to being a hypocrite.

**scorpio1690** · 07-13-2003, 03:44 AM

Um...From what I read about that cheese pizza shit or whatever, he sounds like a total fuckup....

**Arch0wl** · 07-13-2003, 05:04 AM

He is.

Let me point out the key factors in his bitching whining and moaning for like 6 paragraphs or whatever, he could've summed it up in like three or two, which is a key factor that makes both maddox and somethingawful REALLY, really stupid.

He has to bitch and moan about having his pizza eaten by some other idiot.

AND THEN

Well, he wrote this whole article for one.

And two, he writes this, in the same page/article, which has absolutely NOTHING to do with cheese pizza at all.

i'm sure there's something, but I really hated those kids in school that had some disease, or life threatening excuse to skip school. Why? I never skipped school. Not one day. In high school, I skipped gym a few times because gym blew. But other than that, I'm clean. And what compensation do I get for going to school every time? A satisfactory citizenship grade. Satisfactory?! What the hell? I bust my ass everyday in school, do what I'm told, and I only get some bullshit "S" on my report card? To hell with them, I give me an "A" for "Actually trying to go to school everyday and doing my assignments to the best of my ability only to have that stupid whore Mrs Bitch-whose-name-rhymes-with-cunt give me an F on my buisiness procedures assignment, that stupid hag, I hope she dies". Mrs Garret was an evil bitch straight from the bowels of hell, more commonly known as disney land [see Celine Dione or Ellen Degeneris for more on origins in hell]. I hated Mrs Cunt, almost as much as I hated Mrs Dick, one of the upper echelon nazis in my school. I hated my high school. If it burned to the ground this very second, good. Bunch of damned jerks, they were to me. That's okay.. I didn't turn out to an asshole).

Again, maddox is fucking stupid.

I don't know if he's being serious or not.

If he's trying to be funny, he sure sucks total shit at it. If he's serious, refer to what I said above.

Oh yeah, and cheese pizza is good when the cheese doesn't suck ass(if you're in texas, you know what I mean by the cheese sucking ass)

EDIT: I read some of his hatemail.

The first guy owned him.

Not because of what he said, but the fact that he typed 1 paragraph, and then maddox types a whole page worth. A whole fucking page, that's just hilarious, as much if not more as on his cheese pizza article.

**Arch0wl** · 07-13-2003, 05:39 AM

I took the liberty of sending him an email from an account I haven't touched in months from a canadian site no one knows about in the US (sympatico).

It was one sentence long. The least amount he wrote on his site was 3 sentences so either he'll actually write something short just to try to prove that I'm wrong even though he's done it MANY MANY times in the past, or like I've said, put like 5 paragraphs up.

Or not respond to it at all, because he probably has gotten about 3x as much as email as he normally does thanks to techtv having him on there, and we all know how much techtv helped ffrs hits.

**87x** · 07-13-2003, 10:43 AM

maddox is a loser.. i would have to agree with arch... he hates everything in the world... and write about it.... the article that made me realize this was the my balls are so big article... where he compares his nuts to a basketball... thats like the stupidest thing anyone could ever have done... then he talks about christipher reeve being an ass hole?? because he started a paralysis foundation... after he got paralyzed (sp?)... what the hall is up with that??

**QreepyBORIS** · 07-13-2003, 11:28 AM

Well, Arch, because he got sidetracked does not make him stupid. Because he wore a wig on television does not make him stupid. **Looks at thread title**. Hmmmm.

Seriously, Suasage and pepperoni is the way to go, except for pizza lunch, where they don't bother cooking the pepperoni. You must fucked up or follow the laws of Kashrut to not like that shit. C'mon!

**SoujiroXx** · 07-13-2003, 11:30 AM

I'm not going to read all this other shit people post, but Arch, you're simply wrong. What makes you any better than he with your posting of degrading, one sided opinions on him? He went out of his way to post the shit he does, as did you, he abases.. you abase..the similarities of him whom you're bitching about to yourself are your flaw.

edit - I read a clip of one of your other posts, I post a paragraph and you post a book in defense, are you stupid? Open your eyes

**Mesia** · 07-13-2003, 06:23 PM

What a coincidence, I'm eating a piece of cheese pizza right now. I think it's fucking hilarious that he can't stay on topic for a grand total of three paragraphs, not to mention he can't even convey a clear message on exactly why he hates people who eat it. I'm assuming he thinks it's "wussy", or however colloquialisms would have it, but to me it looks like he needs more toppings to compensate for other things. I mean, Jesus H. Christ, he can't even offend people without crying about high school and Celine Dion. What the FUCK does this have to do with pizza!? It's pretty sad when you can't lay a basis for your own rant.

But honestly, who the hell cares if you like black olives, hawaiian, or in this case, cheese pizza? It's your fucking choice, the only "wusses" I see here are those not man enough to accept the fact that not everyone is like you. Thank God for small favors.

Idols...hah, pathetic...

**jewpinthethird** · 07-13-2003, 07:07 PM

I wouldnt have even known about him if it werent for you, Arch. You posted a link to his page about the Japanese wannabe kids. I like his articles because they're hilarious....mostly because they are true (same goes for SomethingAwful).

**87x** · 07-14-2003, 12:55 AM

I like his articles because they're hilarious....mostly because they are true

true??... his balls are bigger than a basketball(http://maddox.xmission.com/balls_are_huge.html)??? Christopher reeves is an asshole because you supports paralysis clinics(http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=creeve)?? wheres the truth???
all i see on his site.. is a bunch of articles about how much other people suck...

ps... how can you be an asshole to kids?? http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

And people think maddox is smart?

And people think maddox is smart?

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