*sob* I was havin a jumpin contest with my friend cause we were bored (yes it so boring we had a jumping contest) anyways, I jumped really high, landed on the side of my foot and apparently sprained my ankle bad...... No hockey...... And right before the day I could play hockey.... Only FFR and Final Fantasy.... Good yes, but not good enough.... GOD DAMN YOU SPRAINED ANKLE OF MISCHEVIOUS DOOM!
SO CRUEL!
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Actually, sounds like something I would do....
Not too long ago, while on vaction, I decided to make a game out of unpacking the luggage and whatnot. The parking-lot was about 4 feet above the hotel room floor(try to picture it). So I got one of the rolling suitcases and jumped off the parking-lot ledge into the hotel room enterance. Well, I miscalculated the distance and ended up slamming the top part of my pelvic-bone into the doorway and scrapped my knee. Damn did it hurt....I couldnt even walk for about two hours.Comment
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Ya, before when I was playing hockey, we were just screwin around and my friend's mom's van was in the crive way and I was trying to deke my friend out and I got the blade of my stick caught in the tire and my shaft(Yes, I said shaft) got jammed in between my ribs, I was on the ground for a good 20 minutes...Comment
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Drink milk, it maes you strong boned and really buff.
I have Ubermuscles from drinking milk (no workout
) and really high bone density, so that doesnt happen so much to me (maby I have really nice tendons....?).

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i've done worse. this one time, we were playing...wac-a-friend, it's similar to wall ball except if there is someone in front of you, you can smoke them with the ball. well i got smoked so i had to run straight to this CEMENT wall. then BAM my knee collides into the wall 'cuz the stupid grass was wet. i got this huge cut and you could see my bone. they took me to the hospital, got stitches *DAMN THOSE HURT* and i couldn't go to the track and field city finals! ARGH!
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Wallball being modded handball, I am assuming. We used to play that alot, with a racketball. This one kid (we call him Whitey) turns in to a pussy when he gets out, and throws the ball as hard as he can at the wall after he is out. One time, he hit one of my friends fingers and broke it with the ball he threw.
One technique we use is to hit the ball with your fist (goes alot farther), and several times I nailed people in the back of head/face/nuts/stomache/back. Good fun.

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The stupid games of pain we played as kids goes way beyond human comprehension.
Originally posted by MixMasterLarNaruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.Comment
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Speaking of pain games, I am the master of bloody knuckles (there are like 10 versions. This is the one where you hit eachothers fists, or make your knuckles go really hard downwards into theirs). I beat this one girl who like never gave up. Her hand was abnormally large that day.
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You might have hard knuckles, but mine stick out like half an inch from my fist.
And I drink milk.

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