Will the ASL and the WWF leagues merge? (cybersex)

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  • Lupin_the_3rd
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 2665
    #1

    Will the ASL and the WWF leagues merge? (cybersex)

    Why you should never attempt to have cybersex with me (unless you are Anticrombie of course)


    daydreamer13: hi u a guy
    Lupin_the_3rd: yeah
    daydreamer13: wana cyber
    Lupin_the_3rd: Omg would I ever
    Lupin_the_3rd: ...
    daydreamer13: u go
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ok...I walk into your house wearing only a latex jumpsuit lubricated with engine oil
    Lupin_the_3rd: I make for the fridge and pull out a jar of mayonnaise and Worcestershire sauce
    Lupin_the_3rd: now you go
    Lupin_the_3rd: hello? U dont want to have sex with me?
    daydreamer13: dah
    Lupin_the_3rd: are you mentally handicapped?
    daydreamer13: i walk in a thong and lacy bra
    Lupin_the_3rd: Is the bra made of nerds rope?
    daydreamer13: u go
    Lupin_the_3rd: If it's not, I don't think this will work out
    daydreamer13: it is
    Lupin_the_3rd: ok good...(stares off mysteriously into the sunset)
    daydreamer13: we go to the couch and i kiss u
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I immediately force my tongue down your throat...Hey-you want my gum?
    daydreamer13: i rip off my bra and thong + ur clothes
    daydreamer13: we makeout madly
    Lupin_the_3rd: I was wearing a jumpsuit
    Lupin_the_3rd: You cant just "rip" off a latex jumpsuit
    daydreamer13: sure i can
    daydreamer13: u go
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I immediately make for your long (now erect) penis. You are a guy, right?
    Lupin_the_3rd: I spread the mayonnaise onto your pubic hair
    daydreamer13: no
    Lupin_the_3rd: You don't have a dick?
    Lupin_the_3rd: that's no fun
    daydreamer13: k
    Lupin_the_3rd: Is this relationship over, or am I going to just have to rape you?
    daydreamer13: i give a blow
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ouch!
    Lupin_the_3rd: that was mean
    Lupin_the_3rd: If this is going to be a case of domestic violence...then can you say WWF???
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ok I'm Hulk Hogan, and I'm going to bring down the pain on your ass
    Lupin_the_3rd: Ok, I put you immediately into a suplex and send you crashing into the nighstand
    Lupin_the_3rd: Take that Bitch
    Lupin_the_3rd: BOOM!!! CLOTHESLINE
    Lupin_the_3rd: Oh God...Here it comes....BAMMMM GORILLA PRESS SLAM!
    Lupin_the_3rd: Are you still there?
    daydreamer13: fuck off
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    • zajac
      aka uAnimals
      FFR Music Producer
      • Aug 2003
      • 4050
      #2
      HAHAHAHA.....

      I was expecting a post like this from you soon enough.....

      Are you sure Anti is the onl one you'd cyber with? ~wink wink~

      Cuz if I'm correct, didn't you cyber with Jo the other night? ~nudge nudge~ lol
      Originally posted by Spec & Aperson
      We Rate You: Cool Motherfucer. 9/10

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        • tnyhwk900
          FFR Player
          FFR Simfile Author
          • May 2003
          • 4106
          #3
          K, you just owned bean out of his spot as best AIM convo'er. Congrats.

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            • Lupin_the_3rd
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 2665
              #4
              This Guy was cool about the prank, unlike senora bitch.

              In the Chatroom
              Zajac: Lupin is a girl
              Laharl: Wait…Since when was Lupin a girl?
              Lupin: If I was a guy, I would definitely have sex with myself

              (Private messaging)

              Uv3b3n5m0kD: so ur hot?
              Lupin_the_3rd: Unbelievably
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: really?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have aim?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: msn?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: yahoo?
              Lupin_the_3rd: I'm so hot, you could boil eggs on my back
              Lupin_the_3rd: aim
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: wuts ur s/n

              (I am Legato of course)
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: hey
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: hey
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have any pics?
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: er...hang on, I'll see if I can't dig one up
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: okay
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: promise you won't laugh? I have a goofy expression lol
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: no!
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: send
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs wants to directly connect.
              Uv3b3n5m0kD is now directly connected.
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: um
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: ok fine
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: (pic of Jam930)
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: ur beautiful
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol thank you!
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: How about a picture of you?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: haha
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: old 1
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: like 4 yrs
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: it's like ok
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: okasy
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: have to scan wait
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: okay
              (back in the chatroom):Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: u have any more pics?
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: omg it's so big
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: (sends his pic, very sessy if I may interject)
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: the bottom right
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: ugly
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol, I think you're kinda cute actually
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: I like your hair
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: How old are you?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: 16
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: u?
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: nice
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: 16 or 7
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: 16 also
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: perfect
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolzx
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: want a song i sang?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: im singing in it
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: lol no you're perfect
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: awww
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: sweatness
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: are you like...into cybersex?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahha
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: gay
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: that's probably a good thing
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: because you're talking to a guy right now
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: This is Lupin the 3rd, foo
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: A 17 year old male
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: omgf
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: good job asshat
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: gross
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: hahaha you are so pathetic
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahaha
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: oh, and that's a pic of Jam930
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: a forum member
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: whos that?
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: she shot
              LEGAT0Bluesummrs: yeah she is
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: lolz
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: good joke
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: omfg
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: haha
              Uv3b3n5m0kD: im a loser

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                • tnyhwk900
                  FFR Player
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • May 2003
                  • 4106
                  #5
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: are you like...into cybersex?
                  Uv3b3n5m0kD: hahha
                  Uv3b3n5m0kD: nah
                  Uv3b3n5m0kD: #$*
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: that's probably a good thing
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: because you're talking to a guy right now
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: This is Lupin the 3rd, foo
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: A 17 year old male
                  Uv3b3n5m0kD: omgf
                  LEGAT0Bluesummrs: good job asshat

                  VERY nice transition. Props.

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                    • QreepyBORIS
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 7454
                      #6
                      I give it a sort of funny.

                      Signature subject to change.

                      THE ZERRRRRG.

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                        • gonzo4life44
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2004
                          • 626
                          #7
                          lol thats funny


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