Jk this is a top ten list of the best ways to combat thigh sweat
1. Women's deodorant (just a little Secret that'll do the trick)
2. Sidewalk chalk mashed into a fine ground powder (upisde: you can pick your favorite color. Downside: that color can't be used on the sidewalk)
3. Oxy-Acetalyne torch (please practice thigh sweat safety!)
4. Tiny dogs to lick it off (big dogs might also work in theory, haven't tested yet but have established proof of concept)
5. Angel's food cake
6. Grass from lawn clippings that has had time to sufficiently dry out (makes it seem like you just did some manual work, very tough/rugged aesthetic)
7. Death (self explanatory)
8. British Comedy (self explanatory)
9. Pressurized Air (self explanatory)
10. Relaxing in a well air conditioned room (learned this from Grey's Anatomy, was either the book or the show, can't recall)
Well I hope that was informative like reading TIL on reddit or something
1. Women's deodorant (just a little Secret that'll do the trick)
2. Sidewalk chalk mashed into a fine ground powder (upisde: you can pick your favorite color. Downside: that color can't be used on the sidewalk)
3. Oxy-Acetalyne torch (please practice thigh sweat safety!)
4. Tiny dogs to lick it off (big dogs might also work in theory, haven't tested yet but have established proof of concept)
5. Angel's food cake
6. Grass from lawn clippings that has had time to sufficiently dry out (makes it seem like you just did some manual work, very tough/rugged aesthetic)
7. Death (self explanatory)
8. British Comedy (self explanatory)
9. Pressurized Air (self explanatory)
10. Relaxing in a well air conditioned room (learned this from Grey's Anatomy, was either the book or the show, can't recall)
Well I hope that was informative like reading TIL on reddit or something
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