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  • choof
    Banned
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Nov 2013
    • 8563

    #1

    choof ama

    will try to keep it real as hell, no bullshit
  • Charu
    Snivy! Dohoho!
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Mar 2006
    • 6161

    #2
    Re: choof ama

    inb4 genric card question by Zapmeister

    Um, so... if you could name one thing you absolutely despise in food, what would it be?


    Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
    Charu the red-nosed Snivy
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You could even say it glows

    All of the other Snivies
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Charu
    Join in any Snivy games

    (Click the arrow to see the rest)


    Originally posted by Vendetta21
    All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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    • choof
      Banned
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Nov 2013
      • 8563

      #3
      Re: choof ama

      I don't think there's a food I dislike lol, uh
      ketchup?

      like, if you're the kinda dude to put ketchup on a hotdog I want nothing to do with you
      Last edited by choof; 01-5-2015, 12:26 PM.

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      • Zapmeister
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2012
        • 466

        #4
        Re: choof ama

        You're playing poker with a tiger, a crocodile, a panda, a goat, a spider, and a blobfish. You're holding Ks Qs and the flop is 3s 3h 6d. The tiger is looking really tired and keeps trying to stop itself from accidentally falling asleep, and it stares intensely at the crocodile as if trying to freak it out, and it checks. The crocodile is completely unfazed by what the tiger is doing, and checks too. The panda already folded and has already fallen asleep between its action and the cards being dealt. The goat makes whatever noise a goat makes, stares at you but in a friendly way, and bets half the pot. The spider calls without showing emotion. The blobfish folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

        What's the biggest adrenaline rush you've experienced within the last year, and would you do it again?

        Suppose hypothetically I gave you some amount of money on the condition that for every meal you eat within the next 6 months, you have to eat all the ingredients in backwards alphabetical order (such as potatoes, then chicken, then cabbage). This doesn't apply to separating ingredients in sandwiches and stuff. If you successfully accomplish this every time for 6 months you get to keep the money, but if you make a mistake, you have to instantly refund it back to me. I don't get any personal gain from making you do this. How much money would I have to pay you for you to consider seriously doing it?

        Bitcoins are being real arseholes (see below). Should I get rid of these fucking annoying things?

        Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

        ask me anything here

        mashed FCs: 329

        r1: 5
        r2: 4
        r3: 6
        r4: 8
        r5: 3
        r6: 5
        r7: 15
        final position: 4th

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        • lurker
          ur worst nitemare
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2003
          • 1628

          #5
          Re: choof ama

          sup fam
          here's a game of fuck, marry, kill, stare at awkwardly using the four girls currently available on fiffer island: ika musume, reimu hakurei, prim, and this
          second, i know that being one of those dumbass kids who understood nothing about the community but tried to push themselves in anyway many years ago doesn't actually give me sympathy for awkward new users. what about you?
          third, should we make a stupid ass mix tape
          some feathery f**k

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          • choof
            Banned
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Nov 2013
            • 8563

            #6
            Re: choof ama

            Originally posted by Zapmeister
            You're playing poker with a tiger, a crocodile, a panda, a goat, a spider, and a blobfish.
            kill the tiger, crocodile, and goat for food, release the panda into conservatory custody, step on the spider, and smoke out the blobfish

            What's the biggest adrenaline rush you've experienced within the last year, and would you do it again?
            overdosing, no

            Suppose hypothetically I gave you some amount of money on the condition that for every meal you eat within the next 6 months, you have to eat all the ingredients in backwards alphabetical order (such as potatoes, then chicken, then cabbage). This doesn't apply to separating ingredients in sandwiches and stuff. If you successfully accomplish this every time for 6 months you get to keep the money, but if you make a mistake, you have to instantly refund it back to me. I don't get any personal gain from making you do this. How much money would I have to pay you for you to consider seriously doing it?
            $3000, I'm on a diet that uses minimal foods and multiple meals so I don't think I'll have an issue with this

            Bitcoins are being real arseholes (see below). Should I get rid of these fucking annoying things?
            liquidate your assets, buy hookers and blow

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            • choof
              Banned
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Nov 2013
              • 8563

              #7
              Re: choof ama

              Originally posted by lurker
              sup fam
              here's a game of fuck, marry, kill, stare at awkwardly using the four girls currently available on fiffer island: ika musume, reimu hakurei, prim, and this
              kill hunter because 3d, fuck ika musume because tentacles, stare awkwardly at reimu because touhou, marry prim because iidx

              second, i know that being one of those dumbass kids who understood nothing about the community but tried to push themselves in anyway many years ago doesn't actually give me sympathy for awkward new users. what about you?
              idk man, if I can turn into not a huge shitlord, so can findarian

              third, should we make a stupid ass mix tape
              hell yes, let's do some shitty ass raps about math, IT, and fuckin yo bitch

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              • FoJaR
                The Worst
                • Nov 2005
                • 2816

                #8
                Re: choof ama

                what is up my man

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                • Charles Claythorne
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 138

                  #9
                  Re: choof ama

                  why is your name choof and why wont you play live twig with us :'(

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                  • choof
                    Banned
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 8563

                    #10
                    Re: choof ama

                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                    what is up my man
                    my serotonin levels

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                    • choof
                      Banned
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 8563

                      #11
                      Re: choof ama

                      Originally posted by Charles Claythorne
                      why is your name choof and why wont you play live twig with us :'(
                      irl nickname is choof, which comes from my last name
                      maybe I will, idk yet

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                      • FoJaR
                        The Worst
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2816

                        #12
                        Re: choof ama

                        why dont you ever send me snapchats anymore

                        what's the biggest thing you've ever dropped and broken

                        where is france

                        how many times a day do you poop

                        you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground. does the thought of reporting it somehow even enter your mind? what do you spend it on?

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                        • choof
                          Banned
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 8563

                          #13
                          Re: choof ama

                          Originally posted by FoJaR
                          why dont you ever send me snapchats anymore
                          I changed my snapchat name, it's now contrapaasso

                          what's the biggest thing you've ever dropped and broken
                          myself

                          where is france
                          quebec

                          how many times a day do you poop
                          once

                          you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground. does the thought of reporting it somehow even enter your mind? what do you spend it on?
                          if i'm at work, yes
                          if i'm out and about, hell no

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                          • FoJaR
                            The Worst
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 2816

                            #14
                            Re: choof ama

                            what do you spend it on?

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                            • choof
                              Banned
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 8563

                              #15
                              Re: choof ama

                              food

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