Re: Ask an 18 year old fingersmasher whatever the frick you want
You're playing poker with a tiger, a walrus, a giraffe, a panda, a wombat, and a starfish. You're holding Kh 6c and the flop is 3c Kc 8s. The tiger is looking really relaxed and is wagging its tail around a bit and grinning at the starfish, and it checks. The walrus and the giraffe already folded preflop. The panda is trying to balance its daily routine that consists mainly of eating bamboo and sleeping, but it gets confused and tries to eat its cards by accident instead of the bamboo, and it bets 3/4 of the pot. The wombat is looking really anxious and reluctantly folds. The starfish acts after you, and is completely motionless. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
Is it generally true that in Scotland people's accents become more obscure from south to north, in that somebody from southern Scotland would speak in a mild accent that is obviously Scottish but understandable to an Englishman, but someone from like the Highlands would not be understood at all by an Englishman and would sound like "ksdjfh dklsjshf lkdfsjgh jkhfdlgdkjgh flkj"?
In the year 1139, Saint Malachy predicted that there would only be 112 more popes until the end of the world. The current one is #112. Also the price of bitcoins has been going down, and half an hour ago it just hit a new low for the year 2014. This coincidence is really disturbing. I'm panicking and freaking out. Is it really the end of the world and all humanity as we know it!?
When was the last time you took off your shirt in a public place that's not a changing room?
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Re: Ask an 18 year old fingersmasher whatever the frick you want
Originally posted by Zapmeister
You're playing poker with a tiger, a walrus, a giraffe, a panda, a wombat, and a starfish. You're holding Kh 6c and the flop is 3c Kc 8s. The tiger is looking really relaxed and is wagging its tail around a bit and grinning at the starfish, and it checks. The walrus and the giraffe already folded preflop. The panda is trying to balance its daily routine that consists mainly of eating bamboo and sleeping, but it gets confused and tries to eat its cards by accident instead of the bamboo, and it bets 3/4 of the pot. The wombat is looking really anxious and reluctantly folds. The starfish acts after you, and is completely motionless. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
Is it generally true that in Scotland people's accents become more obscure from south to north, in that somebody from southern Scotland would speak in a mild accent that is obviously Scottish but understandable to an Englishman, but someone from like the Highlands would not be understood at all by an Englishman and would sound like "ksdjfh dklsjshf lkdfsjgh jkhfdlgdkjgh flkj"?
In the year 1139, Saint Malachy predicted that there would only be 112 more popes until the end of the world. The current one is #112. Also the price of bitcoins has been going down, and half an hour ago it just hit a new low for the year 2014. This coincidence is really disturbing. I'm panicking and freaking out. Is it really the end of the world and all humanity as we know it!?
When was the last time you took off your shirt in a public place that's not a changing room?
No // Very much true // Probably not // A few days ago
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