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  • DefTeaMachine
    beatboxing ninja hobo
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jan 2011
    • 384

    #1

    Ur mom AMA

    come at me sonny boy
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  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #2
    Re: Ur mom AMA

    You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, an anteater, a hamster, and a pigeon. You're holding Qs 7h and the flop is 3d 9d Qh. The tiger looks really tired and is having trouble concentrating on the game but still appears a little menacing, and it bets 1/3 the pot. The badger folds. The anteater is completely emotionless and stares at the tiger for a bit and glances around at the rest of the table quickly, and calls. The hamster already folded preflop. The pigeon is making a nuisance of itself by flying between the trees in such a way as if it was pretending to play real life flappy bird, but then it also folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

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    How likely do you think it is that you had once been a potato in a past life? What about a dinosaur?

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    • DefTeaMachine
      beatboxing ninja hobo
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jan 2011
      • 384

      #3
      Re: Ur mom AMA

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, an anteater, a hamster, and a pigeon. You're holding Qs 7h and the flop is 3d 9d Qh. The tiger looks really tired and is having trouble concentrating on the game but still appears a little menacing, and it bets 1/3 the pot. The badger folds. The anteater is completely emotionless and stares at the tiger for a bit and glances around at the rest of the table quickly, and calls. The hamster already folded preflop. The pigeon is making a nuisance of itself by flying between the trees in such a way as if it was pretending to play real life flappy bird, but then it also folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

      What is the difference between creme fraiche and fromage frais?

      When was the last time you accidentally walked into a wall/door/lamppost/bollard/pole/roadsign/other large inanimate object without realising it?

      How likely do you think it is that you had once been a potato in a past life? What about a dinosaur?
      1) Id lay down a draw 2 and call yahtzee
      2) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...e-fraiche.html
      3) On the way in here to respond actually. Its a pretty common occurance
      4) I don't think i was a potato, but there is pretty good chance i was a dinosaur seeing as im fat and ugly
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      SEND YOUR REJECTED FILES HERE


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      • Ghakimx
        Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
        • Mar 2009
        • 1594

        #4
        Re: Ur mom AMA

        What is the origin of your name

        I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


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