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You're playing poker with a tiger, a walrus, a caterpillar, a blobfish, and a potato. You're holding Ks 9s and the flop is 4h 4s 5s. The tiger laughs to itself playfully and appears to have a huge grin on its face but not in a threatening way, and bets 3 times the minimum. The walrus folds. The caterpillar does not seem afraid of the tiger at all, and in fact seems over-confident in itself, and raises to 6 times the minimum. The blobfish swims around the floor a little bit, seemingly confused as to how it got there, and slowly folds. The potato already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

In the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, one line of the lyrics is "Just a city boy / Born and raised in South Detroit". This is impossible, since South Detroit does not exist. Journey are aware of this fact (if you don't believe me, look it up). On a scale of 0 to 10, where 0 is not at all and ~9.8 is infuriated enough to kill someone, how annoyed does this make you feel?

What are 6 different uses for an empty shoebox apart from storing shoes?

How much chocolate can you eat in one sitting without throwing up? I am in no way responsible for any illness or other discomforting predicament that you may experience in attempting to answer this question.

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I don't play poker, but I guess I'd raise.

Second question is strange, I have an urge to say 1/10, but something deep in me screams "KILLIT/10" so I guess 5/10 is a safe answer.

Storing used batteries, eating, making a castle, creating a retard hat, storing excrements, screaming to it until it explodes.

I guess one bar.