THE ARREST OF DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS
AGENT PSQUARED: where were you on friday the third?
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS:i was at the store on friday the third,
i saw ten birds and heard seven more,
i ran into a closed door and stepped on seven turds.
AGENT PSQUARED: such a fine story you have there, care to tell me more?
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i wouldn't care to try if i could but i might perhaps do just that.
AGENT PSQUARED: this isn't a game, now tell me your name.
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i have no name but that which i was given.
AGENT PSQUARED: what is the name you were given??
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: the name of my father.
AGENT PSQUARED: what is your father's name???
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am not sure, he died long ago.
AGENT PSQUARED: lying to an officer of the law is a very serious offense!
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: that is quite the claim.
AGENT PSQUARED: you are under arrest!
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what for? i have done no wrong.
AGENT PSQUARED: you are resisting arrest!!
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: what crime have i committed?
AGENT PSQUARED: stop resisting!
DELETEVIOUS MAXIUMUS: who gives you your authority?!
AGENT PSQUARED: our leaders.
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: who gives our leaders their authority??
AGENT PSQUARED: the citizens.
DELETEVIOUS MAXIMUS: i am a citizen! let me go!
AGENT PSQUARED: i suppose you are, but i have arrested you. it is against policy to let criminals leave our sight once we have detained them. i will take you to the jail now.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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