SpoOkyMagician AMA

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  • SpoOkyMagician
    Forum User
    • May 2004
    • 378

    #1

    SpoOkyMagician AMA

    *shrugs* Ask away. I got nothing better to do...

    ~ SpoOkyMagician
  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #2
    Re: SpoOkyMagician AMA

    You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, a snake, a rabbit, and a duck. You're holding Qs Js and the flop is Kh 10s 5s. The tiger looks really relaxed and carefree and casual and it sneakily bets 6 times the minimum. The badger looks really scared and immediately folds. The snake already folded preflop and is asleep. The rabbit looks confident but you think it's a false confidence and it makes the call. The duck looks like it has absolutely no idea why it's there or what it's doing, but it also calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

    What is the maximum number of times you can spin round on a swivel chair in 20 seconds while still being able to get up immediately afterwards and walk around without falling over? Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for any injury you administer to yourself in the process of answering this question.

    How many ffr credits and/or how much money would I have to pay you so that you would let me voluntarily duct tape you to the ceiling of a room? You can choose the room, as long as I can actually duct tape you to its ceiling. Also, I will not un-duct-tape you; get someone else to do that.

    Pawn to e4. Your move?

    Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

    ask me anything here

    mashed FCs: 329

    r1: 5
    r2: 4
    r3: 6
    r4: 8
    r5: 3
    r6: 5
    r7: 15
    final position: 4th

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    • SpoOkyMagician
      Forum User
      • May 2004
      • 378

      #3
      Re: SpoOkyMagician AMA

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      You're playing poker with a tiger, a badger, a snake, a rabbit, and a duck. You're holding Qs Js and the flop is Kh 10s 5s. The tiger looks really relaxed and carefree and casual and it sneakily bets 6 times the minimum. The badger looks really scared and immediately folds. The snake already folded preflop and is asleep. The rabbit looks confident but you think it's a false confidence and it makes the call. The duck looks like it has absolutely no idea why it's there or what it's doing, but it also calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
      As random as this question is, I will still answer it. Honestly, I would fold. I don't think bluffing would be a good call in this case. I don't trust the tiger or rabbit. :P

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      What is the maximum number of times you can spin round on a swivel chair in 20 seconds while still being able to get up immediately afterwards and walk around without falling over? Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for any injury you administer to yourself in the process of answering this question.
      Yeah, I am not gonna even attempt that... I guess... 5-10? I don't like being dizzy.

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      How many ffr credits and/or how much money would I have to pay you so that you would let me voluntarily duct tape you to the ceiling of a room? You can choose the room, as long as I can actually duct tape you to its ceiling. Also, I will not un-duct-tape you; get someone else to do that.
      Just 1 credit/dollar. (IDK why but, I seen adam done it on mythbusters. It looks like fun to me. As long as someone else is around and lets me down. Otherwise, 2.14 billion. )

      Originally posted by Zapmeister
      Pawn to e4. Your move?
      Uh... Qxe4++ (unless this is a new game. In that case...) Pawn to g6. (assuming black)

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