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  • XelNya
    [Kaho]
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2012
    • 3368
    #1

    Birthday Spon Con

    Forgive me if this is in the wrong forum section.

    The task is rather simple. All you have to do is write a rap where the subject is cats / kittens.

    You all have until I get home from work to submit your raps.

    Prize pot: 100,000 Credits split as such:

    The one that makes me laugh the most wins 50k
    The runner up gets 35k
    The 3rd place gets 15k
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    • benguino
      Kawaii Desu Ne?
      • Dec 2007
      • 4186
      #2
      Re: Birthday Spon Con

      Not meant to be taken seriously of course, happy birthday!

      Hey, hey, mittens
      check out these kittens
      hittin on each other
      like you and your brother from another mother
      fightin over peanut butter
      like in those commercials about I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!
      Yes I rhymed butter
      with butter
      can't stop me, I'm not your butler
      you butt hurt?
      Then take a mat
      lay it flat on a cat
      and grind until it's nsfw in a chat room labeled "scat"
      AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


      Originally posted by Spenner
      (^)> peck peck says the heels
      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
      And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
      Originally posted by Zakvvv666
      awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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        • Zapmeister
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2012
          • 466
          #3
          Re: Birthday Spon Con

          the cat
          sat
          on a mat
          with a bat
          which was fat
          and a rat
          wearing a hat
          i can't think of anything else rhyming with that
          i really hate it when a rap doesn't end the way i think it kittens

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            • mrpreggers
              D7 Elite Keymasher
              • Feb 2011
              • 3393
              #4
              Re: Birthday Spon Con

              "DJ Scratching Post and MC Meowmix present 'Kitty Hip-hop Rap.' This hip kitty is on the mic, flowin’ to Sugar Hill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight. 'You know I love you,' he sings. 'Wanna show you how much so I left a dead bird on the kitchen hutch.' This pussy’s raw!"

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                • Godnick
                  #5
                  Re: Birthday Spon Con

                  Ok this turned out more like a poem than a rap, but oh well.

                  Have a cat for dat bat
                  Let the flufster kiss at
                  The salty taste of salmon on a flat
                  Dribble exhibit of uncanny curiosity
                  Locked and frozen in a display of priceless furiosity
                  A whip of the fresh salty goodness slapah's from the tail
                  The cat strikes forth injecting a nail
                  Fishy went nutty and cat went fuck you
                  The bish's fate was long sealed, boobs
                  Cat has sex and fishy lay egg
                  Catfish is born and swims and all day
                  Seeks up a Makicarp, steals his crown, and darts away,
                  Catfish look back and flips a finger,
                  Unaware at where he began to linger,
                  Goldeen stabbed catfish with it's prick of a horn,
                  Catfish dies, crown falls down, none to mourn,
                  Neptune feels something fall on his bald head,
                  Shiny crown attracted sea marketers, who burdened him, and threw it on a ledge
                  Crown falls down, cat gets fitted, hisses and runs,
                  shop owner yells, cat had no mon,
                  Later cat feeds at the sea he once scored,
                  Surfaced was a dead catfish who looked to be gored,
                  Cat remembers baby and drags it to shore,
                  Put it's baby in the crown,
                  suddenly god comes stirring down,
                  God does finger dance,
                  Cat looked stuck in a trance,
                  Catfish revived, jumps back into sea,
                  God says, "Cat, Thanks. Go away."
                  Cat left, Crown sitting by sea, ok.
                  God Takes crown and sticks it around his thigh,
                  God takes off,
                  Just another day of the cats busy life.

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                    • XelNya
                      [Kaho]
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 3368
                      #6
                      Re: Birthday Spon Con

                      1st: Zap
                      2nd Benguin
                      3rd Godnick

                      Prizes are sent.
                      Last edited by XelNya; 07-31-2013, 03:07 AM.

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                        • Godnick
                          #7
                          Re: Birthday Spon Con

                          Yussss, ty! It could of turned out a little funnier, but oh well. Chachingaxingananairopanda

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