Gangsta Comme le Fuck

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  • kommisar
    Dark Chancellor
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jun 2005
    • 7328

    #1

    Gangsta Comme le Fuck

    rap composed by some people I know from Clare (pronounced klor by locals) in high school 4 years ago. From south west Nova Scotia, this is an acadian/chiac/clare dialect hybrid I think some people might appreciate. I think it's hillarious, and is one of the very few dialects of French I can't speak in whatsoever.

    https://soundcloud.com/chad-comeau/gangsta-comme-le-fuck


    Le son du Sud-Ouest man
    Tcheah, vous feriez mieux d'le croire
    Let's go!

    CHORUS :

    Personne est plus gangsta que moi
    Tout l'monde est moins gangsta que moi
    Tout les gangstas lookent up à moi
    À cause tout les poser voulont être comme moi

    VERSE À NORM :

    On est assis icette le venderdi soir
    On wonder quoice dans l'fuck que h'allons faire
    Mais y'a rionne icette à Clare
    Except pour veiller tard pi boire d'la biarre

    H'allons aller voir le bootlegger
    H'allons havrer là en Escalade, toute gangster
    On est pas mal chill avec nos coats de fur
    Mais fuck avec nous autre pi tu fra dans le dumpster

    Plus mort qu'MJ et Billy Mays
    Et Hendrix qu'a écrit Purple Haze
    H'allons nettoyer le sang avec du Oxy-Clean
    Les corbeaux allons trouver qu'ta viande est lean

    Chedjonne comme moi work out tout les jours
    Pi par ça erj veux dire que j'marche alentour
    De la potato chip aisle à la shop
    Erj va les voller toute, I don't give a fuck

    Des G comme nous autre s'aime d'avoir le tyme
    C'est point rinque des hoes, du cash, des bullet qui fly
    Although qu'c'est pas mal souvent;
    Une game de golf sonne pas mal bon

    CHORUS

    VERSE À CHAD :

    Y'a trop d'posers qu'essayont d'être gangster
    En portant des parkas avec du polyester fur
    Erj chu point fake comme d'la diet gatorade
    Chu la real deal, mais c'est temps pour un upgrade

    Ej veux garder gangsta, ej veux garder fly
    Mais quand c'arrive à payer cher, chu manière de shy
    Faisont une Wal-Mart run, trouver des super buys
    Mais fais sûr que c'est point plus cher que nineteen ninety-nine

    Chu unemployed mais j'need encore des heavy-duty bottes
    Pi j'peux point vivre à sans une extra large calotte
    Toute qui manque c'est des baggy chulottes
    Pi tout les trois secondes j'me grimperai les plottes

    Après acheter ma paire de jeans j'était pas mal fier
    Jusqu'à temps qu'j'ai vu le factory wear and tear
    Come on guys, c'est pas même fair
    Que j'ai besoin de vivre avec du mother fuckin' wear and tear

    Pi le monde qui stare en wonderant
    Si j'm'ai fait mal en tombant et en tumblant
    À cause des pre-made scratch sur ma paire de jeans
    Blâme la grosse god damn wear and tear machine

    CHORUS

    Gangsta comme le fuck!
    Last edited by kommisar; 07-1-2013, 07:14 AM.
  • Wayward Vagabond
    Confirmed Heartbreaker
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2012
    • 5866

    #2
    Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

    i dont know whats going on but something about gangsters and oxyclean

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    • Choofers
      FFR Player
      FFR Music Producer
      • Dec 2008
      • 6205

      #3
      Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

      my brother said this shit was straight fire

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      • Crazyjayde
        FFR Veteran
        • May 2007
        • 1169

        #4
        Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

        Lol I'm french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word at first, nor even guess it is of acadian origin. Enjoyable, I'm sure these guys are having a blast.
        This is what franglais should sound like.

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        • StoneMcKnuckle
          FFR Player
          • May 2011
          • 790

          #5
          Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

          Lol I'm not french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word

          also "le fuck" lmao

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          • HalfStep
            Can't AAA anything
            • Sep 2007
            • 1391

            #6
            Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

            Lol sounds like an english speaker trying to speak french

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            • qqwref
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              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2005
              • 4092

              #7
              Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

              Originally posted by HalfStep
              Lol sounds like an english speaker trying to speak french
              lmao, this
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              • Choofers
                FFR Player
                FFR Music Producer
                • Dec 2008
                • 6205

                #8
                Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                actually just kidding when i posted this on his facebook and said it was straight fire he responded by saying "I hate you -__-"

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                • Hateandhatred
                  "The Quebec Steparatist."
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 1974

                  #9
                  Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                  Holy shit what is this?!?!?!




                  (forged in god's very flames)
                  Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                  • Nick Skyline
                    Retired from VSRGs
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 530

                    #10
                    Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                    Some nice hometown...stuff...for me, anyways. I live in Clare.

                    I'm not kidding when I say, I could produce this pretty easily.
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                    • kommisar
                      Dark Chancellor
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 7328

                      #11
                      Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                      hahahah well shit.


                      I always thought it sounded like someone english trying to speak french but they actually just pronounce their R's like that. I work with someone from pointe-sapin and it's intense.

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                      • kommisar
                        Dark Chancellor
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 7328

                        #12
                        Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                        Originally posted by Crazyjayde
                        Lol I'm french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word at first, nor even guess it is of acadian origin. Enjoyable, I'm sure these guys are having a blast.
                        This is what franglais should sound like.
                        ps here it's not franglais. it's chiac. it's much more than just french with english thrown in

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                        • Crazyjayde
                          FFR Veteran
                          • May 2007
                          • 1169

                          #13
                          Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                          Oh. The more you know.

                          And now I kinda feel like learning it. xD

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                          • kommisar
                            Dark Chancellor
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 7328

                            #14
                            Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                            southeast new brunswick acadians speak it basically as their main language lol

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                            • Crazyjayde
                              FFR Veteran
                              • May 2007
                              • 1169

                              #15
                              Re: Gangsta Comme le Fuck

                              Should have realized too, I was wondering why I had a feeling of déjà-vu until I read on Wiki that Radio Radio was a chiac-speaking band. Dumb me. =_=

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