You're playing poker with a tiger, an ostrich, an owl, and a camel. You're holding 9h 9d and the flop is 6d 8s 7s. The tiger is looking really aggressive and slightly threatening but it seems to be focusing its gaze on the owl rather than you. It bets 4x the minimum. The ostrich waves its neck around a lot really aimlessly and then calls. The owl had already folded preflop and is actually asleep. The camel shuffles its chips around a lot but then it folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
How did you choose your username?
Orange. Was the fruit named after the colour, or the colour named after the fruit, and where exactly does the British phone operator with the same name come into this?
If normal writing paper was edible, what difference would that make to today's society?
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. ProofExample
Adding things like 'um' just looks silly, it's like you're trying to say 'hey I'm shy, look how shy I am, this conveys my shyness,' and it makes you look like you're simply attention-seeking rather than genuinely trying to become part of the community.
Why are you so anally anguished over the fact that you can't get into TGB?
originally the garbage bin was public. I started posting in the garbage bin sometime during 2011. During this time tgb had no mods except for the red and green guys. A2p was nothing more than the guy who posted meaningless, sentenceless threads that nobody really gave a shit about. He was pretty much a nobody. Fast forward two years and sprite(who never posted or posts in tgb) gets the great idea to have a fucking auction for tgb mod position. A group of people(all of whom rarely posted in tgb) decide to give their money to a2p so that he could be mod(im assuming sympathy had a lot to do with this). Then a2p is mod. Fast forward a couple months, and out of nowhere some nameless faceless admin decides to make tgb private for unspecified reasons. Now a2p decides who can have access to tgb.
In 2012 i was tgbs most prolific poster, with more threads, words, and accounts in tgb than any other single user during that time period. The majority of these posts were made from my phone while under the influence of stolen wine. I had a lot of fun and i was one of the few people who actually made an effort to keep things interesting in tgb. A2p was not one of those people. His threads were often one or two words long and uninteresting to say the least. Now that he is the one who is denying me access, you can probably see why i am annoyed with the current situation. He has a grudge against me for whatever reason and he refuses to nlet things go. His refusal to let me have access is childish at best.
A better question would be, why does a2p still deny me access to tgb?
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