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  • Wayward Vagabond
    Confirmed Heartbreaker
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2012
    • 5866
    #1

    I too would like to profess my love

    after seeing top's bravery i have decided to come out and express my love as well. the difference being that i do not love a person but a thing. i love alcohol and it isnt your typical alcoholic kind of love(or dependency) its a real thing the same way someone could love twilight sparkle enough to message someone on dA about getting fan art about twilight sparkle and being mad about it because theyre going to marry her. its that kind of love. i admittingly tried to make love to alcohol while under the influence of alcohol which led to me being in the hospital for some time but i would not like to get into that because it depicts both alcohol and myself negatively. alcohol and i have shared many great moments and i think it is high time that the whole world acknowledged my life for this wonder liquid.

    i love you alcohol now and forever until death do you kill me.
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    • DotKritic
      Forum User
      • Jun 2009
      • 2974
      #2
      Re: I too would like to profess my love

      Alcohol's a bitch. A damn good bitch.

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        • Reincarnate
          x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
          • Nov 2010
          • 6332
          #3
          Re: I too would like to profess my love

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            • FissionMailed1
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2012
              • 1267
              #4
              Re: I too would like to profess my love

              Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
              its a real thing the same way someone could love twilight sparkle enough to message someone on dA about getting fan art about twilight sparkle and being mad about it because theyre going to marry her.
              lmfao


              YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

              MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

              YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

              YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

              THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

              I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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                • Charu
                  Snivy! Dohoho!
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 6161
                  #5
                  Re: I too would like to profess my love



                  Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                  Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                  Had a very shiny nose
                  And if you ever saw it
                  You could even say it glows

                  All of the other Snivies
                  Used to laugh and call him names
                  They never let poor Charu
                  Join in any Snivy games

                  (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                  Originally posted by Vendetta21
                  All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                    • benguino
                      Kawaii Desu Ne?
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 4186
                      #6
                      Re: I too would like to profess my love

                      Did you meet her at a bar?
                      AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                      Originally posted by Spenner
                      (^)> peck peck says the heels
                      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                      And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                      Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                      awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                        • darklordsarumon9
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1777
                          #7
                          Re: I too would like to profess my love

                          This is a thread for Mike.
                          Originally posted by Choofers
                          i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                          Originally posted by cetaka
                          whats namine like in person

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                            • Wayward Vagabond
                              Confirmed Heartbreaker
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 5866
                              #8
                              Re: I too would like to profess my love

                              fuck you love alcohol as much as mike

                              jk you're cool; but really alcohol is (3

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                                • benguino
                                  Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 4186
                                  #9
                                  Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                  The doctor says I should stay away from alcohol when taking my drugs.
                                  AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino


                                  Originally posted by Spenner
                                  (^)> peck peck says the heels
                                  Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                                  And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                                  Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                                  awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                                    • travman301
                                      #swagdog
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 2641
                                      #10
                                      Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                      I would like to profess my love for this thread. :3

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                                        • Wayward Vagabond
                                          Confirmed Heartbreaker
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Jul 2012
                                          • 5866
                                          #11
                                          Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                          ::3~

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                                            • Staiain
                                              Can't handle my ÆØÅ
                                              • Aug 2009
                                              • 4545
                                              #12
                                              Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                              what's up with this website






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                                                • PaperclipGames
                                                  Mrow~
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 648
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                                  10/10 quality thread, would drink again
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                                                    • Aldentron
                                                      Forum User
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 828
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                                      posting because i drank for the first time in a few weeks night before last. had my wisdom teeth extracted so i had no interest in drinking, went to a bar and talked shit about the fashion punks and trust fund punks
                                                      Originally posted by top
                                                      what the hell happened to alden
                                                      i remember a time when he wuz kewl

                                                      like... wut

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                                                        • AlexDest
                                                          good hot
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 5309
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I too would like to profess my love

                                                          in memory of carlos



                                                          alcohol was his only love..

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