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  • foxfire667
    The FFRchiver
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jun 2009
    • 2169

    #1

    The FFR Holiday Song Event

    Hey everyone! As you all know, the holidays are quickly closing in on us, and (albeit being a bit hectic) is quite a joyous occasion. A few of you may remember that several months back a quite entertaining contest was held by midnghtraver, where people tried their best to compile a rap about pizza. At the time I found it was extremely fun, and after a pitch to the FFR event staff (and a very generous offer to lay down a track by midnghtraver) we present to you:

    The FFR Holiday Song Event

    If you aren't quite sure what to do, it's actually a very simple concept. The goal is to take the track below, and try to add lyrics to make a fun song about FFR and the holidays!

    https://soundcloud.com/nmilla/christmas-hip-hop2

    I assure you that even if you never sung or wrote a rhyme before, that this will be quite fun to participate in. Swallow your pride, get into the holiday spirit, and send us some fun song tracks! It is the holidays after all, so even if you aren't the best song writer in the world, you'll still get a prize for sending in a legitimate submission.

    Speaking of prizes...

    If you send in a submission that follows the guidelines, you will automatically receive 20,000 credits when this event is over!

    If you manage to pull in 3rd place, you will get an additional 30k to line your pockets with!

    If you can carry yourself all the way to 2nd place, a choice of any one event or support tokens is in store! Also a cool 50k credits will be coming your way for being the lyrical mastermind that your are!

    Of course, if you are the winner of this event, not only will you get a choice of two event or support tokens, but you will also get to see your song in game. Yes that's right, the winner of this competition will have their silly sing over stepped and put in game! Of course you'll also get an additional 75,000 credits, which will no doubt fund that time slot in that big name studio to get your name out there.

    Now as fun as all of this sounds, there are a few rules that need to be followed if you wish to participate:

    1) Although I will allow cutting of the track if necessary, there is to be no remixing of the song.* This competition is supposed to be fairly accessible to everyone, and people putting spins on this with FL studio or something doesn't really seem fair in the scheme of things. Just you, the song, and your mic. No more, no less.

    2) When you submit, also please include your lyrics along with the song itself. Although songs are supposed to be audible, there are times when a word or phrase may get muffled, and having readily available lyrics makes the reviewing process much easier for judges. Considering you'll probably be making a lyrics sheet on your own accord anyway, this shouldn't be any issue.

    3) I won't be too strict on this, but bear in mind that your song could potentially be in game, so don't go overboard with lyrical NSFW. A swear or two or an innuendo aren't the end of the world, just don't make it the focus of the song is all.

    So if you can do all that, you are good to go! I would personally like to use SoundCloud or YouTube for submissions because we actually have embedding tags for those. Unless you really can't do either of those for some strange reason, try to send submissions to us that way so they can be placed in the thread later on.

    I can't wait to see you all in the contest, and so you know:

    Submission deadline: 12/20/12 at 11:59:59pm server time!

    Once this passes, we'll keep you up to date on the judging process!

    Have fun, and happy holidays!

    * Rule 1: EXCEPTION
    For the sake of this competition, a tempo change does not count as a remix, provided you adhere to the following posted message:
    Originally posted by foxfire667
    AS LONG as you increase the tempo of the entire song, and don't use this as a method to severely speed up / slow down certain sections to make the song feel overall different from the original.
    This exception was agreed upon by event staff due to a user query, if you want to see whether we will allow something, just shoot a question in the thread before starting. If you are recording and are not sure how to do this, pick up audacity. It's a great program for recording, and will allow you to do a lot of things that could help you in this event (ie: moving your voice to sync, layering your voice, changing tempo).
    Last edited by foxfire667; 12-14-2012, 12:53 PM.
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  • foxfire667
    The FFRchiver
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jun 2009
    • 2169

    #2
    Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

    Submissions (listed in alphabetical order):

    Dvaskate
    http://soundcloud.com/skyler-stone-1/my-ffr-rap-dvaskate
    Yeah I can't believe this lagg,
    life's a mother f'ing dragg,
    but it's all good, still rockin FFR swagg,
    lookin for my magical bag,
    to pull all the presents I need,
    better take heed, I gots no money,
    but I won't concede, gotta figure out how to get through the holidays,
    find the right verb-phrase, to get my family off my back,
    if there weren't cliche's, wouldn't need a raise,
    but I keep it poppin anyways, like salt and vinegar lays,
    like the sun with a million and one rays,
    I'm hot like fire, prior to blue I blaze white,
    wait, hold tight, keep it goin all night,
    because bitch I'm burnin bright, adjourn your eyes,
    don't concern yourself about me, cause this is the reprise,
    stop shouting into the skies, because its took a million and one tries,
    but I still ain't unlocked the bird's concrete nosedive,
    or disconnected hardkore, and forget about token whore,
    but whatever I'm done for today, no more,
    just some mother lickin free play, to increase my grandtotal,
    cause my hands are motile, I gots motility,
    remember reality is how you percieve, perception is reality,
    got credibility, I percieve my life as a movie made by disney,
    ain't heard of anyone with the {[surname sisney,]}<-----Part messed up when I uploaded song!
    slow down for a second, beckon you with my rap style,
    as i defile, my keyboard with my fingers, I linger around the forums,
    wound up in the wrong evirons, can't ya hear the sirens,
    better press the back button, never eatin mutton,
    cause I don't like sheep, never sleep, just play FFR,
    more worn out than a white dwarf star, tell me who you are,
    cause I ain't heard your name, do you really play the game,
    won't ever be in the hall of fame, but its okay, it's all the same,
    kill anyone that's a witness, earnin credits, and no I ain't metis,
    not really this season's about forgiveness, yea I can go the distance,
    I'm about the business, so have a merry christmas, have a merry christmas.


    Infinity.


    So uhh.. the first time was light
    but this time it's oni
    sideways eight ffr

    rappin' bout the holidays
    put you in a daze fa' days
    rhymes burnin' chestnuts go a{blaze}
    bells ringtingjingaling like some sleighs
    zigzag santa route like a maze
    reindeer droppings leaving haze
    but shit don't stop me, doodoo pays
    it's that holiday cheer, christmas craze
    so, raise your egg nog and find yourself some mistletoe
    watchin' polar express waiting for the whistle blow
    wishing for a white christmas with some crazy snow
    hot chocolate, sledding, snowball fights, you already know
    so it just goes to show, holidays just can't be beat
    no school, presents rule, just ask the kids on 34th street
    no deceit, I love to greet sleet and some sweet treats
    and when the holidays are over I retreat to repeat
    another year's defeat, where I can live it all again
    addicted to cardboard fruitcake and champagne like cocaine
    so release the reigns and let the reindeer run train
    there are presents to obtain and yuletide cheer to attain

    half a decade in the making, still addicted to this game
    AAA, trying to star fame like shashakiro is insane
    bemanichris never tricked us, he was {frozen} and inane
    jealous of data drain or tired of middie's disdain
    all the same, the forums are the best place to blow steam
    through jumpstream, posting regimes, pony teams, and moonbeam,
    it always seems the site gleams of a rhythmic world of dreams
    admin's running a computer dream, congratulate with egg cream

    so use your NOGgin, and take hold of your tobaggen
    we're riding on sleet or snow, you could say we're torley wongin'
    excited for the tappin' future, jewpin january songin'
    all along, I know I will belong for life long
    so here's this winter song, a tale of credits and community
    gaming our lives away, but atleast it's in some unity
    wishing for 'the urn' that golden opportunity
    of imperfection immunity, pleading for impunity

    so here's a toast, to all the dude's out at flash flash
    whether it's arrows you smash or rainbows you dash
    2013, keep the beats asplash, and the chiptune, thrash
    and most of all, no combo whoring, it's embarassing to mash


    Jductape
    https://soundcloud.com/duckjt/ffr-rap
    I’m santa clause and I gotta say
    There ain’t nothing in the north pole that won’t stand in my way
    Just sit down and play ffr
    Cause I need some competition, I’m a shooting star

    What do you want for Christmas you little punk
    Cause you ain’t getting nothing till you triple a blood drunk
    That’s the kind of level that I want to see
    Or else you’re getting nothing but coal from me

    Saaaanta he’s coming to town
    Play your ffr or you’ll let him down
    He’s making a list and checking it twice
    Better be good cause he’s as cold as ice

    What do you want me to do, go ho ho on you?
    Cause I will, I’m not afraid unlike someone who
    Breaks down into tears after black flagging planet karma
    Come on man, it’s as easy as a diarahma
    120bpm is the most that you’ll ever do
    Don’t even dream more, you haven’t got it in you
    You think that you’re good at Smashing keys
    Well don’t even fool yourself cause I’m the bees knees

    Saaaanta he’s coming to town
    If you think you’re king then you better step down
    He’s making a list and checking it twice
    Don’t get too hopeful cause he’s quite precise

    My fingers were sculpted on me by the gods
    They can do other things, especially mrs. Clause
    Making love to my wife, I got presents popping out
    What’s the most you can do, full combo freak out?
    I am pulled by the power of dasher and Dixon
    What’s your computer made of, parts from a trash bin?
    I’m SANTAA CLAUSEE goin ho ho on yo ass
    Your ffr skills are lacking class
    Wanna mail me a letter? Cause I’m easy to find
    Just go to multiplayer and you will be mine
    You think you’ve got all the P A around?
    Please, my elves they will give you a flesh wound
    But have no fear for I am quite jolly
    They call me a saint for all the joy to the
    Flash flash community


    Justin
    https://soundcloud.com/justin_ator/holiday-hip-hop
    The children are settled, all snug in, their beds,
    While visions of mechanical keyboards just float in their heads,

    Credits for Christmas, a skillboost or two,
    Expert AAA for me, blackflag for you

    Event staff bringing gifts to us, prizes for Christmas? that's a plus,
    Smashin arrows to the tune, of yuletide carols 'neath the moon,

    You know how we do it here, Tappin keys from year to year
    Now let's go rep some FFR, Go show that Christmas cheer

    ~~~~~

    It's the chilly time of year, when the relatives appear,
    Lit up neighborhoods and stores all full of Christmas cheer,

    Ho ho ho check out that snow, and notice how the cold wind blows,
    Chillaxin by the fire watchin nothing but our favorite shows,

    Town's main street covered in lights, almost all spirits bright,
    Kids around the world dreamin of presents all night,

    Gettin so cozy in my chair, arrows scrollin errywhere,
    My peeps stayin up late smashin arrows, no one cares

    ~~~~~

    Little Mike played a song, one small arrow missed,
    Raged and broke his laptop screen, man he was so pissed,

    But this year round, little Mikey had been good,
    Christmas night came, and when Saint Nick reached his hood,

    Down the chimney Santa slid, knowin the wants of every kid,
    'Neath the lit up Christmas tree a new laptop he hid,

    Mikey woke up on Christmas morn, stumbled out the door,
    A big square box in bright red wrap just sitting on the floor....

    So now you know, at this point Mikey just opens the present,
    and goes "holy freakin crap, it's a new laptop" ecstatic to be able to play
    FFR again ... why don't I ever get a new laptop for Christmas? come to
    think of it I'm probably not getting anything for Christmas this year.
    I don't think Santa likes me. ... oh well

    ~~~~~

    You better not pout, you better not cry,
    Hating a chart cause you suck at it? not a good reason why,

    Keep practicin, and ...you'll get better soon
    Hoppin ranks while people get jealous, makin da ladies swoon

    Randoms on the internet more like dysfunctional family,
    I beat your scores and you, well, better congratulate me,

    Lots of events, and a couple great tournaments,
    Too long on our forums this Christmas I'll have spent,

    ~~~~~

    And with that I bring this session to a close,
    About a beastly arrow game and a reindeer with a red nose,

    A magical talking snowman with a girl made of sunshine,
    AAA on Carol Megamix, I'm doing just fine,

    What about you, you ready for this Christmas season?
    I'm pumped for the holidays, we all know the reason

    Lots of good fun and times with people that we love,
    We'll see you next year FFR, that's all that I could think of~


    Justinianian
    https://soundcloud.com/justinianian/my-ffr-in-a-nutshell


    lookinh for some rythem games, I didn't have a step pad, looking through the net when my brother showed this game to me, I fell
    into its trap right away, blown away by the arrows passing me, all the way, night and day.
    so while i was getting it, finding all the hang of it, i found a song I really liked, nearly took me out i was like yike,
    but it was spirited away, locked behind 75 k, and
    *in background*I lost my song it was taken i wil play it maybe some day
    wait, are you guys serious? before it was free now i
    gottta spend 60 thousand hours beating this?
    I played this game for days, put myself into a haze, but it was gone and that wasn't all of it, see i was drivin my brothers out of it, through the roof, overboard, total nuts.
    if they heard clickin keys, they swore they'd break my knees
    so if I wanted to play this game i was stucl
    *background* staying up all night to play this game without driving my entire family insane i'm
    staying up late at night, trying to reach my goal, smashing on my keys over all the holidays,
    I am tryin to be considerate, but consider it a problem when i only do 15 songs in a day
    so yea I was looking for a compromise, looking for a way to surprise,
    wanted to get my prize but in the end I was just
    staying up all night to play this game without driving my entire family insane i'll
    go to bed before christmas day comes along or else my parents will throw me out of the
    so I find myself in here, strapped to the fear,
    i need seven tee k and am only one thrid the way
    what do i do
    Its been 3 years and i'm makin it, but i find myself just as close to breakin it
    even looked for a way just to make it easier, and i found this thing to be a little breezier
    but in the end, I find i don't care, this game is good enough for the fare,
    I've play this game before and when i finish this beat ima go and play it some more,
    ill play it so hard ill unlock that song for sure you bet, high score
    so grab some chips, some dips, some drinks and then we'll play this game to the brink.
    and when we're all finished we'll sleep we'll eat and then we'll tweet it.


    MarioNintendo
    https://soundcloud.com/marionintendo/santas-sm-story
    Old Santa was having a groovy day
    With the elves and reindeers, he was O-K
    Party in the North Pole twenty-four hours a day
    To mix vodka with wine and then crash on the hay

    In his hometown, the dude is pretty famous,
    Partially for his factory, it's obvious,
    But when he's drunk, Santa is a real mess
    He can Triple-A Rave7... while playing chess!

    Yeah, believe me. The dude's got skill.
    In Sweden, he's the number one target to kill,
    Not only because he is way too hardcore,
    But because he also beat saiain and isaac's high scores!

    One day he woke up after he had a blast
    And remembered that his fun was never meant to last
    Soon he would craft gifts for kids all over the planet
    He came up with a plan, I don't think you can guess it?

    He flew over to Pakistan, during the night
    Took some random plastic items to give them new life,
    Built himself a mega-computer with elf magic
    And then burned stepmania on every single disc!

    He wrapped them up with care, doing his own affair,
    But suddenly, a weird scent replaced the air,
    In the sky, people looked down at him with malice,
    And shouted: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST BY STEPMANIA POLICE"

    Wow, stepmania police. Haven't heard about them in a long whille. I mean, sure they have their helicopter, their fancy car, but I don't think they stand a chance. Know why? Santa has his swag. So, you know, when they told him to raise his hands, get in the car, you know what he said? I'll tell you what he said, he said:

    "Sons, what's this travesty, might I ask?
    I never used double setup or judge 1 in my life!
    I'm only spreading the word, before the game goes dead
    You guys are really clueless, are your brains made outta lead?"

    "Hold it!, " said captain officer Kommisar
    Don't say a word or I'll crash your face in the wall.
    Drop those copies of Stepmania or I'll lose my cool,
    And share FFR instead, you tragic, immense fool"

    Santa said "whoa". Couldn't find a reply.
    He dropped the discs and blue birds started to fly (!?).
    He said "fine, I'll share this game, but, god forbid,
    Don't you dare take it down like tass and Synthlight did."

    And here, my friends, is the end of our story
    Of how our community came to be.
    LIke Santa be cool, don't be a tool,
    And a very merry christmas from me to you!


    SnipertimeX6
    https://soundcloud.com/heming-liang/oldies-reppin-festivus
    Gettin' real high on holiday cheer
    My flow's in second gear,
    Haven't played this game in years,
    Nostalgia's leavin me in tears.
    All my favorite songs from the days of old,
    Keepin me warm when the days get cold.
    Reppin them oldies with my lines of gold,
    Get ready to get facerolled. Here we go-
    I'm a Terror From Beyond with my super groove,
    I'll make you get up and Get On The Move.
    It's a Story of Snowman and Sunshine Girl
    When the holiday blizzard Shags the whole world.
    I'm one-three-six-point-six percent trouble.
    When you witness the Return F SuperDouble.
    I got mad beatz on Seattle's Finest,
    It's A Hundred Bar Blackout of me, your highness.
    I'm funkier than that Funk In G,
    The Cat Walk, Too, was made for me.
    I setup my G-strings way Too Tight
    On my Slap Guitar 2, time to tune it right.
    Cone on, these songs are way too easy,
    My raps be gettin' a little cheesy,
    You gotta step it up, ain't that the truth,
    Cuz my flow's like provolone, it's just that smooth.
    I'm golden as cheddar, my wit's as sharp,
    So whaddaya say we make a time warp?
    It's time to up the difficulty, playa,
    Or you'll just get wrecked in multiplaya.
    I'll rip you apart with my Force of Light,
    Send you on a Night of Flight,
    I'm pretty sure it's not yet time for End Night,
    Cuz these dope-ass rhymes got no end in sight.
    You can't handle my Hyper Pressure,
    I play top gear and I'm MAX Forever.
    Can't handle the Tension? I'll give you a teaser,
    Cuz you know I'm such a Fantranstic Crowdpleaser.
    Wish upon me, I'm an Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star,
    I'll show you The Games We Played on FFR,
    I'll Kick Your A with my Classical Insanity,
    And I'll See You Dance when I Play It Funky.
    I'll take you on a Roller Coaster Ride.
    It's a Tribal Revival of That Tethnic Vibe.
    Witness my Resurrection In Progress.
    I can still rap faster than that Summer -Speedy Mix-
    You can't touch this, I'm a Gaussian Blur,
    Shining brighter than the Manhattan Sapphire.
    Tonight's we celebrate with a party for u (holy night mix)
    And finish the holiday with Carol Megamix.


    SSBMchamp
    https://soundcloud.com/ssbmchamp/ffr-holiday-song

    Its super smash bros champ, the biggest gamewhore
    Went from the bottom to top, makin' a name for
    Myself, movin up through the ranks, got no boundaries no lengths, I just wanna say thanks
    To any haters that have doubted me
    Might have started as a joke but, there’s about to be
    A new number one, and no one’s stoppin’ me
    From pursuing what im doin, as I’m crusin’ all the way up to the top you’ll see
    Been addicted from day one, okay son
    Any other rhy-thm games, they aint fun
    Hundred games a day, I can’t just play one
    Sittin home, smashin keys, in my parent’s base-munt
    FFR got me in the holiday spirit
    got my wish list, only thing that I need is
    a new keyboard cuz that time I got heated
    playing death piano, had me yellin’ and screamin’

    Flash flash revolution, it’s the solution
    To being bored and killin’ time….execution
    Where else can you go to play new songs every week
    Yeah, that’s what I thought, now sing along with me and say
    Flash flash revolution, it’s the solution
    To being bored and killin’ time….execution
    Where else can you go to play new songs every week
    Yeah, that’s what I thought, now sing along with me yeah

    [Talking]
    Yo Eminem better watch out.......we got a new white rapper
    who goes by the name.....super....smash....bros...champ
    haha!..........we still got verse number 2!
    Uhh.....Uhhh....Yeah....Uhhh....Listen!

    Oh look what time it is……it’s time to play some more
    Stare at the screen for hours, until my face is sore
    Yeah, I’ll play right through the night, I’ll play until it gets light, all I need is excite-bike
    Yeah or maybe flight of the bumblebee
    Keep movin’ up the ranks, now guys are under me
    Been here for 6 years, and it’s still fun for me
    If I have a kid, you know my son will be
    An addict like his dad, playin games and getting mad
    Only difference is that he’ll get all the stuff I never had
    Like triple A’s and tokens, his keyboard won’t be broken
    and will I win this contest, man I don’t know but I’m hopin’
    And by the way this is my first time using audacity
    So if you’re listening to this thinkin aww that’s shitty
    Well....then you’re probably right
    I thought it sounded alright
    Merry Christmas goodnight
    Peace!


    t-rogdor
    https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
    AW SHIT
    IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
    WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
    2012
    DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

    white boy rappin, yultide trappin
    santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
    i want em- i need em-
    family presents? just feed em
    lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
    it's christmas time in hollis queens
    yeah i stole that line from run dmc
    comedy rap, it's where it's at
    canjust say "toilet cat"!
    ffr ffr
    why i gotta rap about ffr
    no studio, just my lame-ass car
    why i gotta rap about ffr
    repeatin lines that's a way to save time
    show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
    santa hit that lean
    now my presents in italics
    made an ASCII me
    now my presence in italics

    switchin up the beat
    switchin up the beat
    aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
    i'm about that life
    wastin all my time
    cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
    switchin up the beat
    switchin up the beat
    reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
    weed hitler on twitter
    u know me come hither
    i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

    [rant about hither]

    hey there's santa
    he's in that car
    he's doin the things he's uh
    drivin the stars
    yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
    i'm cattin
    pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

    aw
    aw man
    here we go alright
    sayin random words [gibberish]
    makin up my own language [gibberish]
    [gibberish]
    it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
    Stepmania? something like that
    hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
    what are you doin next to that bigass tree
    hanging out the tree doin some weed
    smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
    i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
    doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


    Top (submitted via pm)
    https://soundcloud.com/topsm/holiday-rap

    smashin on dem arrows tokin on the green
    misses equal zero on Obscene Amount of Steam but i'm only D3
    look at me tap the keys makin references to weed
    and i lack the speed for SMB theme
    but you know i triple-A Hero Reconsidering
    nah j/k but once i get that gleam, in my eye
    you know, You Will Die, das right, beddy bye
    World of Dreams, Flying High, Summer Starry Sky,
    When Penguins Fly? uh, what the fu-
    Shootin arrows down yeah they're sittin ducks
    even if they're scrollin up, eh, it's mostly luck
    mash it up! Monster Mash! that's Halloween though,
    we on Christmas now, Let It Snow! keep the flow,
    bbblow up, Sail AwaY and come back another day,
    when you're not banned Top, pullin out all the stops,
    livin in Nebraska, we grow all the crops.

    Verse number 2 and I can't say enough,
    bout how much i love all of yall, yeah so much love,
    So open up them presents and get more stuff,
    even if my life's going pretty rough, that's tough,
    gotta stick it out, punch out, title bout, cat's out,
    not feelin sorry just thought yall should know about,
    my tribulations, it's the holiday occassion!
    so let's see them smiles on them beautiful faces!

    Just cuz the main beat goes don't mean you gotta stop, not go,
    keep it goin, keep it flowin, only got so much time to say,
    watchu want about the FFR Holiday! We crazy!
    Trapped in our rooms, rottin away, what I say?
    I love yall! So let's play another Guru 80, even bring yo lady.
    Man we friggin lazy! Lazy Summer Days, bound cuz winter,
    yall get the compound, don't get confound,
    do i smile? as you keep that frown, clown?
    hell yeah i do cuz its FFR X-MAS, all on the nice list!
    Get what you want, those emotions are priceless,
    We are the specialists of smashin, bashin, crashin,
    lashin out our anger, hey arrows, danger!
    see, i'm not a stranger to bangin these keys down
    with my bros and sistas, especially on Twister,
    Hey mista, how'd you get so good at that game?
    Don't you think it's lame playing for no fame?
    A stupid arrow game with no point? it's a waste!
    Man, get out my face before I upper deck ya,
    yeah I'm gonna check ya, right in the face!
    You're a waste! Playing Call of Duty with no highscore place,
    Don't you see I'm on the pace, it's a race,
    to the World Record, past the flag that's checkered,
    FFR you know I respect ya.


    UrineTastesGood
    https://soundcloud.com/kid-shaman/stunting-on-xmas

    turn the music up in the headphones

    the only thing i want for christmas is a copy of vrofl
    d4 (user: d4u7211) got it i could hack him but that's unlawful
    so instead ill eat some pringles maybe shoot a text to kringle
    tell him careful on the shingles with all them hooves and jingles
    but um its december 24th
    they prolly steady sweating at the pole at the north
    meanwhile i be in my pj's chillin at the fireplace of course
    beard man ogling google maps to plot his course
    familys here im hiding in my room jack-hammering
    god mom ill never full combo the aim anthem
    if you keep on interrupting me . . . JESUS!
    christ was born on december 25th a fifth
    of eggnog pour it grandma i need it to toast with
    i spit it divine then we wine we dine
    we dance in a line around the living room pine
    and everything is all fine until grandpa hurts his spine
    mom comes in all like hey yo the whole damn fam
    they be in the kitchen eating on some christmas ham
    im like hold on mom im trying to GO ham. DAMN
    i dont even like ham yo just save me a yam, ma'am
    santa be spread tonight like a s k and l
    and suddenly he be the mini dizzy flurry of activity
    be galloping across the skies like its july
    smiley while he crossing over sky high



    and now for an instrumental break
    i've got a lot of pleghm in my throat right now



    elves up north will get a break in just a while
    probably the moment that the last toy hits the pile
    santa only be within a couple thousand miles
    while im locked up and fastened slaying stepfiles
    i steady get the fc nearly cried about an sdg
    coulda been a aaa now i wanna murder in the third degree
    oh wait its christmas time.. ill just have a cup of tea
    sit down on the couch and watch cuz charlie brown is on tv
    santa called he said i better watch my god forsaken step
    i told him calm down im always watching steps
    jacks jumps streams rolls and stairs too
    chimneys and rooves ill be watching you step through
    misteltoe is on display you know we keep it good and gay
    no foul play uncle and we'll see the red sleigh
    i guess thats all i got to really say anyway
    so ffr have a dainty little holiday


    Last edited by foxfire667; 12-20-2012, 11:31 PM.
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    • blindreper1179
      Vice President Of TGB
      • Jun 2006
      • 5900

      #3
      Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

      Hell yeah, been waiting for another one of these!
      Originally posted by thesunfan
      absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
      Originally posted by choof
      It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
      Originally posted by choof
      whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
      Originally posted by Celirra
      I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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      • Frank Munoz
        Muein
        • Nov 2007
        • 2047

        #4
        Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

        thank you
        Unknown and Unofficial
        may the good arrow guide you

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        • MarioNintendo
          Expect delays.
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Mar 2008
          • 4177

          #5
          Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

          That intro is really artsy but in a hard to like way. Some notes feel wrong, no offense milla :P The rest of the song is sick though.

          Like last time, I'm definitely in for this! hopefully I'll be able to come up with something decent.
          edit: Ok, I'm having a hard time now. Maybe I'm thinking too hard. asdfklja.
          Last edited by MarioNintendo; 12-12-2012, 03:14 PM.

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          • ssbmchamp
            Can't improve at this game.
            • Oct 2006
            • 1128

            #6
            Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

            Sounds fun. Correct me if I'm wrong but I got a couple questions. By "your own microphone" are you referring to any mic that is built into my laptop because I have no actual microphone on like a stand. And since you want it submitted on youtube does this mean it's as easy as playing the instrumental music in the background while filming ourselves with the webcam?

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            • psychoangel691
              Retired Staff
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Dec 2004
              • 10438

              #7
              Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

              Originally posted by ssbmchamp
              Sounds fun. Correct me if I'm wrong but I got a couple questions. By "your own microphone" are you referring to any mic that is built into my laptop because I have no actual microphone on like a stand. And since you want it submitted on youtube does this mean it's as easy as playing the instrumental music in the background while filming ourselves with the webcam?
              You can use whatever mic you have available but quality will affect you a bit in the judging process since this is going to end up in game. It would be better if you used something like audacity to record your voice into the track rather than using a webcam.
              Originally posted by Charu
              My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
              Originally posted by DaBackpack
              also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
              Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
              Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

              Originally posted by hi19hi19
              yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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              • alloyus
                ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Oct 2006
                • 3269

                #8
                Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                So great, will definitely at least try to come up with something for this

                ^FFP_D0pey btw

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                • chez-the-guy
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 348

                  #9
                  Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                  Doing this. Lets go. :P

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                  • jductape
                    500+250+50-300-15+1000+rs
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 243

                    #10
                    Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                    Oh man, I'm pumped for this
                    sigpic

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                    • t-rogdor
                      tane orb
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2685

                      #11
                      Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                      ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

                      https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
                      AW SHIT
                      IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
                      WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
                      2012
                      DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

                      white boy rappin, yultide trappin
                      santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
                      i want em- i need em-
                      family presents? just feed em
                      lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
                      it's christmas time in hollis queens
                      yeah i stole that line from run dmc
                      comedy rap, it's where it's at
                      canjust say "toilet cat"!
                      ffr ffr
                      why i gotta rap about ffr
                      no studio, just my lame-ass car
                      why i gotta rap about ffr
                      repeatin lines that's a way to save time
                      show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
                      santa hit that lean
                      now my presents in italics
                      made an ASCII me
                      now my presence in italics

                      switchin up the beat
                      switchin up the beat
                      aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
                      i'm about that life
                      wastin all my time
                      cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
                      switchin up the beat
                      switchin up the beat
                      reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
                      weed hitler on twitter
                      u know me come hither
                      i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

                      [rant about hither]

                      hey there's santa
                      he's in that car
                      he's doin the things he's uh
                      drivin the stars
                      yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
                      i'm cattin
                      pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

                      aw
                      aw man
                      here we go alright
                      sayin random words [gibberish]
                      makin up my own language [gibberish]
                      [gibberish]
                      it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
                      Stepmania? something like that
                      hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
                      what are you doin next to that bigass tree
                      hanging out the tree doin some weed
                      smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
                      i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
                      doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


                      too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
                      Originally posted by cetaka
                      I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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                      • infinity.
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 1701

                        #12
                        Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                        doing this tomorrow swerve
                        signatures are for nerds

                        nerds

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                        • psychoangel691
                          Retired Staff
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 10438

                          #13
                          Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                          Originally posted by t-rogdor
                          ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

                          https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
                          AW SHIT
                          IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
                          WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
                          2012
                          DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

                          white boy rappin, yultide trappin
                          santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
                          i want em- i need em-
                          family presents? just feed em
                          lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
                          it's christmas time in hollis queens
                          yeah i stole that line from run dmc
                          comedy rap, it's where it's at
                          canjust say "toilet cat"!
                          ffr ffr
                          why i gotta rap about ffr
                          no studio, just my lame-ass car
                          why i gotta rap about ffr
                          repeatin lines that's a way to save time
                          show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
                          santa hit that lean
                          now my presents in italics
                          made an ASCII me
                          now my presence in italics

                          switchin up the beat
                          switchin up the beat
                          aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
                          i'm about that life
                          wastin all my time
                          cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
                          switchin up the beat
                          switchin up the beat
                          reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
                          weed hitler on twitter
                          u know me come hither
                          i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

                          [rant about hither]

                          hey there's santa
                          he's in that car
                          he's doin the things he's uh
                          drivin the stars
                          yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
                          i'm cattin
                          pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

                          aw
                          aw man
                          here we go alright
                          sayin random words [gibberish]
                          makin up my own language [gibberish]
                          [gibberish]
                          it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
                          Stepmania? something like that
                          hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
                          what are you doin next to that bigass tree
                          hanging out the tree doin some weed
                          smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
                          i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
                          doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


                          too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
                          Submitting in the thread is what you're supposed to do anyway.
                          Originally posted by Charu
                          My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
                          Originally posted by DaBackpack
                          also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
                          Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                          Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

                          Originally posted by hi19hi19
                          yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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                          • Xiz
                            TWG Chaos
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 3399

                            #14
                            Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                            Hmm... i might actually try this... im not that good though xD

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                            • popsicle_3000
                              Legendary Noob
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 4641

                              #15
                              Re: The FFR Holiday Song Event

                              lol trogdor. i look forward to hearing the rest

                              Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                              39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                              Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                              one way to stream them all
                              Originally posted by Xiz
                              Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                              But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                              Originally posted by thesunfan
                              replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                              Originally posted by reuben_tate
                              Title: Popsicle Three

                              Thousand the farthest
                              He's gone in an official
                              Whoop hip hip hooray!
                              Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                              kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                              @popsicle_3000:
                              Danger incoming
                              The popsicles are melting
                              Three thousand of them
                              Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                              you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                              dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                              friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                              dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                              friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                              dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                              friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                              dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                              friend: thanks man
                              dynam0: no problem man
                              Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                              pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                              Originally posted by Xiz
                              Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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