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  • FFR4EVA_00
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 1770

    #1

    so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

    so get this
    like
    the newest iidx is tricoro, right
    so when the game was first released, THERE WASN'T AN OMES
    there was an extra stage, it's this awesome piece o work by technorch:


    so then, the real extra stage system got revealed, it's called
    get ready for this
    LEGEND CROSS
    yeah idk
    but basically you have to do 10 dumb ass ****ing unlock requirements (they range from a simple point minimum to passing a song with a raw score of exactly 573)
    each one unlocks half of a crystal, and each completed crystal unlocks gay mash-up shit like this:


    and when you beat all five of them, what do you get? dear ****ing god it's a diavolo sequel
    (that's right people already have bms files of this shit)

    now keep in mind
    this is still a ****ing extra stage
    in order to get the omes, you have to get a ****ing aaa on this shit
    and guess what? it's some 212 bpm bs by ryu
    BEHOLD:

    unfortunately there is no video for this one
    as far as is known, everyone who has managed to get to this song so far has failed within 10 ****ing seconds
    and after you play this? half of every unlock crystal gets wiped
    have fun spending all of your yen
    ~*~Lurkadurk - 1134-7796-6967~*~
  • dAnceguy117
    new hand moves = dab
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2002
    • 10097

    #2
    Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

    lol that's brutal

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    • i love you
      Live a wonderful life~
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Oct 2006
      • 7313

      #3
      Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

      LOL WHAT xd
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      • Coolboyrulez0
        VICES
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Music Producer
        • Aug 2006
        • 10042

        #4
        Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

        lol konami
        https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
        https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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        • Arntonach
          Owlbears Rock!
          • Mar 2012
          • 2494

          #5
          Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

          I blame the fandom. They keep one upping konami and showing off insane scores. The music is usually to fault because konami appeals to their fanbase, albeit at the detriment to newcomers.

          Also, here's Plan 8's chart. Yay.


          Song's nice, but this chart is ass. Also playing this song relocks Thor's Hammer too. Oh no...

          And the whole legend cross thing is supposed to be for "crossovers", thus the heavy use of sampling and mashups.
          Last edited by Arntonach; 10-22-2012, 09:40 PM.
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          • bmah
            shots FIRED
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            Global Moderator
            • Oct 2003
            • 8448

            #6
            Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

            The video above is a confirmed fake. There's no actual footage or BMS file of Plan 8 yet.

            p.s. I like S!ck, screw the haters
            Last edited by bmah; 10-22-2012, 10:03 PM.

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            • Riotpolice
              "Reach For The Stars"
              • Nov 2010
              • 1921

              #7
              Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

              Wow bmah, just ruin all the fun for everyone...
              Originally posted by hi19hi19
              Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

              Originally posted by m0de
              im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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              • Arntonach
                Owlbears Rock!
                • Mar 2012
                • 2494

                #8
                Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                Originally posted by bmah
                The video above is a confirmed fake. There's no actual footage or BMS file of Plan 8 yet.

                p.s. I like S!ck, screw the haters (hey aubrey)
                Oh well, I tried.

                Also would you like some farting with your samples?
                pack of hard stuffs

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                • bmah
                  shots FIRED
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 8448

                  #9
                  Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                  Originally posted by Riotpolice
                  Wow bmah, just ruin all the fun for everyone...
                  It's the truth dude. No fun in drooling over a fan-made chart.

                  @Arntonach: *bzzppt ploorp boop fart bip*

                  Originally posted by FFR4EVA_00
                  as far as is known, everyone who has managed to get to this song so far has failed within 10 ****ing seconds
                  and after you play this? half of every unlock crystal gets wiped
                  have fun spending all of your yen
                  tricoro: it prints money! $$$

                  Also, I think only two or so persons have managed to play the OMES. It's ridiculously hard to even reach the OMES.
                  Last edited by bmah; 10-22-2012, 10:19 PM.

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                  • FFR4EVA_00
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1770

                    #10
                    Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                    Originally posted by bmah
                    The video above is a confirmed fake. There's no actual footage or BMS file of Plan 8 yet.
                    allegedly the scratches are just as bad but with no backspins
                    ~*~Lurkadurk - 1134-7796-6967~*~

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                    • Patashu
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                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 8609

                      #11
                      Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                      this reminds me of the complaining about the new boss song in DDR X3. same rule - if it's too hard for you you don't need to care about it
                      Patashu makes Chiptunes in Famitracker:
                      http://soundcloud.com/patashu/8bit-progressive-metal-fading-world
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                      Best non-AAAs: ERx8 v2 (14-1-0-4), Hajnal (3-0-0-0), RunnyMorning (8-0-0-4), Xeno-Flow (1-0-0-3), Blue Rose (35-2-0-20), Ketsarku (14-0-0-0), Silence (1-0-0-0), Lolo (14-1-0-1)
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                      • dAnceguy117
                        new hand moves = dab
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 10097

                        #12
                        Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                        Originally posted by Patashu
                        this reminds me of the complaining about the new boss song in DDR X3. same rule - if it's too hard for you you don't need to care about it
                        what if it's not too hard for you, yet you still think it's more of a chore than a reward? (note: I'm referring more to that DDR chart. it's also way too hard for me.)

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                        • hi19hi19
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                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                          Thor's Hammer is a pretty sick classical remix

                          i hear dem 300 bpm strems Konami




                          but my god that mashup song was bad haha let's take songs everyone has heard 4000 times and mix them in like 5 seconds, nobody will notice!



                          p.s.
                          Last edited by hi19hi19; 10-23-2012, 12:57 AM.


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                          • Patashu
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                            lmao thor's hammer spa

                            you are a super player !!
                            Patashu makes Chiptunes in Famitracker:
                            http://soundcloud.com/patashu/8bit-progressive-metal-fading-world
                            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Mechadragon/smallpackbanner.png
                            Best non-AAAs: ERx8 v2 (14-1-0-4), Hajnal (3-0-0-0), RunnyMorning (8-0-0-4), Xeno-Flow (1-0-0-3), Blue Rose (35-2-0-20), Ketsarku (14-0-0-0), Silence (1-0-0-0), Lolo (14-1-0-1)
                            http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee301/xiaoven/solorulzsig.png

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                            • LongGone
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                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1679

                              #15
                              Re: so this is why iidx is ****ing stupid

                              Frighteningly, that Plan 8 chart looks like something Konami would actually put in game...

                              0:41 actually reminds me of a Betwixt & Between song...
                              Last edited by LongGone; 10-23-2012, 05:09 AM.
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