Memoirs of a Gaijin

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  • Ken-sama
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2012
    • 10

    #1

    Memoirs of a Gaijin

    Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

    I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series).

    I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.





    I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

    When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

    I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

    Wish me luck in Japan!

  • Zyphoror
    Handstream Hawaii
    • May 2008
    • 1025

    #2
    Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

    looool




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    • justin_ator
      🥓<strong><span style="col
      • Mar 2007
      • 7648

      #3
      Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

      err


      good luck in japan

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      • dragonmegaXX
        ITG playing fur
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2008
        • 3661

        #4
        Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

        not sure if serious......

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        • 00Razor00
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2006
          • 3530

          #5
          Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

          lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


          Originally posted by t-rogdor
          hey buddy are you looking for a good song to step because if so i really recommend you step In Front Of A Bus

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          • FissionMailed1
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2012
            • 1267

            #6
            Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

            lolwat


            YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

            MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

            YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

            YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

            THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

            I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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            • 25thhour
              I like max
              • Feb 2007
              • 2922

              #7
              Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

              looooolllll
              r bae adam bae max bae bridget bae claudia bae trevor bae adam2 bae mayo bae keith bae

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              • Herogashix
                D7 Dating Sim Player
                FFR Music Producer
                • Apr 2009
                • 2183

                #8
                Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                deadeadeadead

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                • Zon Fire
                  ♎♏
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1082

                  #9
                  Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                  HOAAAAAAA~!

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                  • DarknessXoXLight
                    sonder
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 2279

                    #10
                    Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                    dying omg.

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                    • Charu
                      Snivy! Dohoho!
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6161

                      #11
                      Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                      I have faith in you.

                      Good luck on your journey young one.


                      Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                      Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                      Had a very shiny nose
                      And if you ever saw it
                      You could even say it glows

                      All of the other Snivies
                      Used to laugh and call him names
                      They never let poor Charu
                      Join in any Snivy games

                      (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                      Originally posted by Vendetta21
                      All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                      • dragonmegaXX
                        ITG playing fur
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 3661

                        #12
                        Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                        My airsoft gun > your katana

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                        • Gundam-Dude
                          `~`
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 7327

                          #13
                          Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                          何でもないです~fakku off! 


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                          My Simfiles (4key & 6key)

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                          • Evnoir
                            _(:3」∠)_
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 978

                            #14
                            Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                            I don't think you can 'speak' Kanji...

                            But good luck, I guess?

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                            • Choofers
                              FFR Player
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6205

                              #15
                              Re: Memoirs of a Gaijin

                              wwwwwwwwwwwww

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