If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?

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i could really use a new bike

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?

neuschwanstein castle

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?

for there to be an afterlife forever and for everyone to still be theirselves (yes i know it's themselves) forever unless they don't want to exist anymore

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I'd probably wish for society's standards to improve, then a lot of other changes will consequentially follow in suit.


Warning: Even worse is if you try and let your libido make a wish for you.

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I know I can't wish for concepts but please let heaven be an infinite library with an infinite whiteboard so I can unlock access to all of mankind's secrets.

Also, pretty please let me in?

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i'm letting my libido manifest in dnd as my half-elf sorcerer trying to fuck tieflings

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A Bucket of chicken

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time

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I want a cute girlfriend with colorful hair (non-natural colors, like green, blue, crimson, purple, e.t.c), a liking for bad dragon, a world class gamer, a very naughty girl in the sheets, a high level of intelligence, amazing creative skill, and a liking for Seth MacFarlane shows.

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Family guy had plenty of clever episodes in the earlier seasons.

And yes, it is a realistic wish, there's girls like that out there, like nerdy furry chicks that are stacked. Those totally exist, just haven't seen any IRL, only on the internet.

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actually now that i think about it
more than anything i want to be healthy and have my strength back
or an android body like genos in one punch man

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lmfao

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How is it funny that I’m wanting an ideal partner for me?

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What’s the joke then?

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I'm not going to comment more about this so as not to start unnecessary conflict, so you don't need to rebut what I'm saying. you can have the last word if you want.

anyway --

think about people who say something like "when I'm angry, I start swearing in Japanese." this is almost never an accurate description of themselves; we can, rightly, say that they're inauthentic and either (a) know it's fake or (b) buy their own BS.

whether or not you intend this, you come off as someone who doesn't know what they want in a person, and has established what you want out of a person in terms of your identity, e.g.:

"a liking for bad dragon"

this cannot possibly be what makes for an ideal partner, for anyone. my ex almost ordered something from bad dragon for us to use once, but this says very little about who we were or are beyond how freaky our preferences were sometimes. when people talk about what they really want in girlfriends or boyfriends, something like "understanding me / relating to me" should be toward the top, not their preferred choice of erotic toys.

I really like margaritas. however, margaritas will not make or break any relationship I ever have. being compatible with my values will. by saying something like "a liking for bad dragon" is something that makes an ideal partner for you, you are saying that their preferences for neon dragon dildos that may or may not lay gelatin eggs outweigh things like their ambition, reliability, tenderness, and so on -- and that's just almost certainly false.

so, people see it as self-deceptively inauthentic, as in "you buy your own BS." there's no sense that you have a "do I really believe this?" filter for your posts. hence the reaction.