I decided to see if Russians celebrate Thanksgiving in some manner at some time of the year.
Thanks to Google & Urban Dictionary, Thanksgiving is ruined.
The Russian Thanksgiving is when you pour vodka into an Eastern European girl's asshole, proceed to use it as lubricant to facilitate paramount anal penetration, then, using a turkey baster, extract fecal vodka cocktail into martini glass and force her to drink it. (Loud Soviet March music recommended, Large Russian KGB Hat optional)
Do you all get the day off from work/school for this?
Because in USA we have this shitty Columbus Day holiday today and it totally blows; all my lazy state-working friends have the day off to celebrate the mass murdering loser and I'm bitter and sad.
So be thankful that you live in a nation that currently has an operational government which cares about the wellbeing of their citizens! May the Maple Leaf Rag echo loudly from every hall, and may the syrupy fountains runneth overflown. You all may be the nicest nation in North America to live in!
Do you all get the day off from work/school for this?
Because in USA we have this shitty Columbus Day holiday today and it totally blows; all my lazy state-working friends have the day off to celebrate the mass murdering loser and I'm bitter and sad.
So be thankful that you live in a nation that currently has an operational government which cares about the wellbeing of their citizens! May the Maple Leaf Rag echo loudly from every hall, and may the syrupy fountains runneth overflown. You all may be the nicest nation in North America to live in!
it's a stat holiday, so yes. I get paid time and a half since my work doesn't close. but schools are closed and most businesses are as well
I love Thanksgiving. All of my friends come home from college and university and there's always an awesome party or two. The family dinners are great too.
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