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  • ~HentaiXXX~
    Banned
    • Apr 2007
    • 2955
    #16
    Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

    Double Post for the awesomeness.

    bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
    bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
    bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
    Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
    bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    Sarah19fca: you like that?
    bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
    Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
    bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
    bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
    bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
    Sarah19fca: /ignore
    bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
    bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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      • MrGiggles
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2005
        • 2846
        #17
        Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

        bloodninja is that guy who made "I put on my robe and wizard hat" famous, right? He's a comedic genius.

        EDIT: Yeah I see that classic in there too.
        Last edited by MrGiggles; 07-10-2009, 12:12 PM.

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          • ScaryArrows..
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2007
            • 308
            #18
            Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

            Originally posted by MrGiggles
            bloodninja is that guy who made "I put on my robe and wizard hat" famous, right? He's a comedic genius.
            Is he? I wouldn't know, seems like it though lolz

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              • GG_Guru
                Let em' do what they want
                • Mar 2006
                • 3219
                #19
                Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                LOL!
                This is too funny.

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                  • BOSS_pjpaveloffga
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 486
                    #20
                    Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                    Lmfao. Ive seen most of those but this one is new to me.

                    cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
                    cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
                    VictimX_27: ???
                    cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
                    cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
                    cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
                    VictimX_27: WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!!!
                    cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
                    cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
                    cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
                    cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
                    VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
                    cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
                    cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
                    cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
                    VictimX_27: YOU ARE A ****ING ASSHOLE!
                    Originally posted by MrRubix
                    They need an FFR suitable for Canadians.

                    Judge 1, Difficulty Cap of 9, etc

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                      • Bluearrowll
                        ⊙▃⊙
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 7376
                        #21
                        Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                        wizard hat lmao
                        1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament
                        1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament
                        3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament
                        5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament
                        9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament
                        10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament
                        10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament
                        FMO AAA Count: 71
                        FGO AAA Count: 10

                        Bluearrowll = The Canadian player who can not detect awkward patterns. If it's awkward for most people, it's normal for Terry. If the file is difficult but super straight forward, he has issues. If he's AAAing a FGO but then heard that his favorite Hockey team was losing by a point, Hockey > FFR
                        PS: Cool AAA's Terry                         - I Love You

                        An Alarm Clock's Haiku
                        beep beep beep beep beep
                        beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
                        beep beep beep beep beep                         - ieatyourlvllol

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                          • phe0nixblade
                            Praise the sun mofo
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4281
                            #22
                            Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                            bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
                            BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
                            bloodninja: Me too baby.
                            BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
                            bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
                            BritneySpears14: Hey...
                            bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
                            BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
                            bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
                            BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
                            bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
                            bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
                            BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

                            LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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                              • Grandiagod
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 6122
                                #23
                                Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                ****ing five goddamn years ago
                                He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                  • customstuff
                                    ♥C.S. + A.M.♥
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 4892
                                    #24
                                    Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                    LMFAO. These made my day, thanks! XD

                                    Originally posted by MrMagic5239
                                    Placements are final, custom will not be moved to D6, just because he is good at jacks, and mediocre at just about every other FMO in the game.
                                    Originally posted by customstuff
                                    Originally posted by MrMagic5239
                                    welcome to D6

                                    start playing

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                                      • Grandiagod
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 6122
                                        #25
                                        Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                        i hate children
                                        He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                                          • OnixRose
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 1023
                                            #26
                                            Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                            the second britney spears had me rofling

                                            Edit: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
                                            Last edited by OnixRose; 07-10-2009, 02:20 PM.

                                            1000% supporter of FFR character additions
                                            Originally posted by leonid
                                            FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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                                              • Psychotik
                                                Heckin' Cute
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 1728
                                                #27
                                                Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                                Comedic gold.
                                                Check out my Speedruns
                                                Originally posted by TEEX
                                                I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                                                  • ninjaKIWI
                                                    plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 3305
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                                    ****ing five goddamn years ago
                                                    Thank god atleast someone else has seen this, it's so old.

                                                    Like, it's hilarious, but honestly.
                                                    Last edited by ninjaKIWI; 07-10-2009, 02:40 PM.
                                                    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                                                    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                                                    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                                                    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                                    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                                    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                                    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                                      • Conorn
                                                        Lord of the Tea Republic
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 856
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                                        ****s hot man
                                                        Yep.

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                                                          • up^
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 15
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: This really isn't what you think it is...

                                                            Haha this is the funniest sh**t ever! D: I wanna meet bloodninja!

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