I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

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  • TheRapingDragon
    A car crash mind
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    #16
    Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

    Originally posted by stretchypanda
    Edit: There is still a pile of books on the floor and my boss doesn't want me to touch them. =(
    That's because they still have fresh stretchy feet smell and he doesn't want you ruining it with your elegant fresh-smelling hands.

    Though seriously probably because he's scared you're going to sue him.

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    • robertsona
      missa in h-moll
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Dec 2006
      • 4000

      #17
      Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

      fido you're a real man

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      • All_That_Chaz
        Supreme Dictator For Life
        • Apr 2004
        • 5874

        #18
        Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

        Day off for that? Brb dropping books on myself.
        Back to "Back to Earth"
        Originally posted by FoJaR
        dammit chaz
        Originally posted by FoJaR
        god dammit chaz
        Originally posted by MalReynolds
        I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123

          #19
          Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

          I don't think I got the day off for THAT, exactly. Nothing ever happens here in the summer so they don't really care if they don't have to pay me for a day.

          I just think it helped. =)

          Also, my boss asked me to call her this afternoon after I go to the doctor to tell her how I am. I'm FINE but the health center said I need a tetanus shot.

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          • fastfingers65
            Banned
            • Sep 2006
            • 1124

            #20
            Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

            fido your story has inspired me to become a complete badass

            thank you

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            • Bluearrowll
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              • Nov 2007
              • 7376

              #21
              Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

              Originally posted by stretchypanda
              Ewww.

              Edit: There is still a pile of books on the floor and my boss doesn't want me to touch them. =(
              Let a random 4 year old kid take the books home to read :O

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              • tuv
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2006
                • 188

                #22
                Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                What kinda math was did it have quadratic functions or conic sections... sorry i just love math

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                • Quigly
                  nah
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3506

                  #23
                  Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                  Originally posted by tuv
                  What kinda math was did it have quadratic functions or conic sections... sorry i just love math
                  By the looks of it you also love pie...but who doesn't?!?!?!
                  nah

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                  • Kekeb
                    davai
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2765

                    #24
                    Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                    Originally posted by tuv
                    What kinda math was did it have quadratic functions or conic sections... sorry i just love math
                    I guess you don't like English that much.

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                    • tuv
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 188

                      #25
                      Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                      I hate English and French too since I'm forced to learn it because I'm from Montreal, and I do love pie I love it so much I got banned for a couple of weeks because I was showing my love of pie to everyone.

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                      • windsurfer-sp
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 1974

                        #26
                        Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                        Toughen up. All of you. Grow a moustache.
                        Orbb fan club.
                        White text society.

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                        • tuv
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 188

                          #27
                          Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                          hey! I have a whole beard!!!

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                          • Tasselfoot
                            Retired BOSS
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 25185

                            #28
                            Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                            why would you need a tetanus shot for dropping books on yourself? did you break skin? even still, i didn't think books could give tetanus...

                            i really think these "southern belles" need to toughen up a bit. sheesh.
                            RIP

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                            • TheRapingDragon
                              A car crash mind
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 9788

                              #29
                              Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                              I just dropped a shelf full of Soap textbooks on my foot.

                              Better just bend down to pick them up.

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                              • purebloodtexan
                                FFR Player
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 2845

                                #30
                                Re: I just dropped a shelf full of Algebra textbooks on my foot.

                                Originally posted by windsurfer-sp
                                Toughen up. All of you. Grow a moustache.
                                Sorry, but I look like a dark Latino guy when I have a mustache because it stops growing at a given point. I do, however, have a full beard (minus the mustache) which I fully enjoy. It's kind of cool when sweat gets caught in it = 3


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