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Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide
Do: bukkake
Don't: holy waterone hand, no mercy...
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Wait, What?Originally posted by ZeronComment
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Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide
If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you.AAA's: 158 + Tokens
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*noob* help me out cj...I don't get it : (. I presume the site of birthing pineapples can make zombies go blind ..Comment
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The author of the Zombie Survival Guide is coming to speak at my school tomorrow.Comment
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I like how people are all acting as though zombiism has to be 28 days later zombiism where it's a virus or a disease that will eventually die down.
You all need to watch "The Serpant and the Rainbow" starring the redoubtable Bill Pullman. Zombiism is named after an African/Haitian God, Zombi. The dead are reanimated through voodoo rituals, it isn't a disease, it isn't a virus. Its supernatural, man.Comment
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Fortify something with few windows, doors, and possibly large metal entrances with atleast 10 other survivors, ration your food and when things are good and cozy (in terms of defenses) find your way to a grocery store or something like a hardware store for weapons, if you can find a gun store, all the better. You'll have to send out infantry troops for supplies and have some way of watching for them to come back. If someone becomes infected (assuming this disease is contageous) kill them and anyone they have been within 3 feet of in the past minute or equip them with a disposable weapon and send them after the masses, the more damage they do the better.
EDIT: If possible it would be nice to set up an moat or some kind of barricade around your fortress seeing as zombies are retarded and can't swim, climb or any of that fun stuff, as humans can.
Once you have set up your base and have a disposable number, it would be best to try and find other survivors over the world, set up a form of communication and begin mankind's retaliation.Last edited by chunky_cheese; 10-3-2007, 08:58 PM.Comment
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Easy:
1. Sneak to a video store, steal season 1 of The Andy Milonakis Show
2. Sneak to New York and hack into all the screens in Time Square, and
3. Play it over and over again until the few remaining brain functions the zombies have cease to run.Originally posted by Dimitri13Comment
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Protagonists magically gain the power to operate heavy/highly-complicated machinery in the event of a zombie outbreak or other catastrophic plot-catalytic event. As such, it does not matter if the people who have the ability to fire nukes are dead, because everyone else can! Haven't you ever played a Resident Evil game?
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Dumbass. you'd get so ****ing tired. What a terrible suggestion.
First, you barricade yourself in a school or prison, then you have sex with as many females as possible. You take the resulting babies, and lure the zombies to one side of the school/prison. Then, you sneak out the other side.
Originally posted by TibsComment
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An alternative option: Interbreeding
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Wait.
Revelation.
What's so bad about being a zombie anyway?
No need to worry about impressing that girl you like, or to get good grades, or to make lots of money.
Just..
Braaaaaaainssssssssssss.
Originally posted by TibsComment
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