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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
can you hold me beer while i straighten my car? thanks, you can keep that one, i've got 5 more (speed off)
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
occifer, there's no blood in my alcohol! *hic*
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
I KNEW I SMELLED BACON!!!
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
no speake english, then you just pretend to say random things in japanese or something.
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
-Hold on, just letting you know, I'm a little drunk right now.
What? Really? Sir I'm going to have to ask you to ste-
-And there's a gun in my glovebox.
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
-And I've got weed stashed in the seat.
ON THE GROUND!
-There's also a body in the trunk.
*Calls in for backup.*
--I understand that you've a gun in your glovebox?
No, let me show you.
--Weed in your seats?
Sir, I just bought these, no way I'd tear these apart.
--Could you pop the trunk for me?
Sure.
--He told me there was a body in here.
Pfft, and I be he told you I was speeding too.
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
"your eyes look a little red, Have you been Drinking?"
"Your eyes Look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Also....
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you caught a whiff of my donut stash?"
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
hmm, here's one(not copied by gabriel iglesias): ok, so i was eating a donut, and the asked the question, and then i held up the donut, and said: "cuz you smelled it!".Superchumbo isn't fatComment
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Uh, excuse me *commits suicide*Wild FFR stepping!Comment
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
is it because i have SARS?one hand, no mercy...
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