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  • silentwind2
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2005
    • 150
    #31
    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

    how come there's meaty and fruity, but no vegetably.

    new adj. right there. vegetably
    Originally posted by Tasselfoot

    but, sure. blame me. i'm like canada.


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      • kokimiyoi Ichigo
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2007
        • 16
        #32
        Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
        Last edited by kokimiyoi Ichigo; 08-15-2007, 08:20 PM.
        Arigatou Gozaimasu

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          • Wootsicle
            Nothing can stop me now..
            • Oct 2005
            • 722
            #33
            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

            Calm down on the triples posts.. Just use that there edit button. ^_~

            Confucius say, "He who go to bed with itchy rear wake up with stinky finger."

            Hehe.

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              • ShadowBlink
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2007
                • 64
                #34
                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                Easy as pie? Or easy as that guy?

                DIE TAILS, DIE.

                -ShadowBlink

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                  • JurseyRider734
                    lil j the bad b-word
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 7506
                    #35
                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                    Originally posted by TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                    the GREATEST jo mama joke ever:
                    ur mom is so fat she went to KFC and they asked what size chicken bucket she wanted and she said ill take the one on the roof!!!
                    pwnt lol!!
                    LOL!!!
                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • super kid
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1359
                        #36
                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                        If you were a bugger I'd pick you first.

                        Best pick up line.
                        Originally posted by KgZ
                        next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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                          • ShadowBlink
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 64
                            #37
                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                            One who cannot see, and cannot hear, are not disturbed by their senses, and therefore can find enlightenment. And find that his wallet is now mine.

                            DIE TAILS, DIE.

                            -ShadowBlink

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                              • shadow 1800
                                I can't think of anything
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1183
                                #38
                                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                i see said the blind man

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                                  • jewpinthethird
                                    (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                    FFR Music Producer
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 11711
                                    #39
                                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                    kokimiyoi Ichigo, DO NOT DOUBLE POST AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE BANNED.

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                                      • shadow 1800
                                        I can't think of anything
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 1183
                                        #40
                                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                        pwnd

                                        edit:when life throws a tree at u, duck!
                                        Last edited by shadow 1800; 07-29-2007, 12:58 AM.

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                                          • i_was_forced
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 13
                                            #41
                                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                            I'm not retarded. I just have cronic immaturity.
                                            "Be yourself, don't take anyone's sh!t, and never let them take you alive.” -Gerard Way

                                            Austin: "Woa. Laura went from emo to catholic."
                                            Me: "Laura was catholic all along, Austin.."
                                            *everyone laughs*
                                            Austin: "Well, I was baptized so I think I'm baptist..."
                                            Me: "The genius has spoken."

                                            Oh, the sweet days of 7th grade...

                                            Jamie Leigh

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                                              • RealmWorrior9
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 50
                                                #42
                                                Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                thats what she said
                                                best comeback ever


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                                                  • burningeyes88
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                    • 359
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                    confucious say"horny man who go 2 bed with jelly in had wake up with jam in crotch"
                                                    Originally posted by 6 p01nt3d*st@r
                                                    You spelled FFR wrong.

                                                    Originally posted by Shashakiro
                                                    Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.
                                                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                    I usually just get all naked and tell them they will turn gay if they touch me.

                                                    Cheers,

                                                    Synthlight

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                                                      • EI_Tizzy
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 942
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                        Ancient Chinese proverb:

                                                        "Constipated People Don't Give A S***"
                                                        Only at the FFR Quidditch World Cup...
                                                        Originally posted by flipsta_lombax
                                                        After poop, it seems like all the places are filled. Awesome.
                                                        Originally posted by Breedwell
                                                        Norway is going to rape. Seriously.
                                                        Originally posted by rzr
                                                        They're too expensive. Like your English hookers. Cost too much. Stick to good 'ol fashion cheap hookers. We offer them in Sweden too ^^

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                                                          • RealmWorrior9
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                            • 50
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                            If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous,

                                                            A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
                                                            The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
                                                            The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants.",

                                                            Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...


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