Hoedowns: Create them!

[solopro]

Now, I saw this in a forum, and I decided to take it here. I will give a hoedown topic (example: FFR) and you need to make one stanza (verse) about it. An example includes (for the FFR thing):

I play FFR almost every day,
But a lot of the people I meet they can be real gay;
But, alas, things can be so cruel,
I sometimes get forced into an FFR duel!

Ok, each line must rhyme, and it needs to be four lines. Four verses will be in each. The person making the fourth verse must come up with a different topic.

I'll start it off, and it's Crushes.

I had a crush on a girl named Dell,
Real sweet and all, but she sent me to Hell;
Now I got a crush right now, it doesn't fill me with glee,
Why do I have a crush on September, when I got one on Rosilie?

Well, just fill it in. It's crushes.