Pickup Lines

[MonkeyFoo]

I don't care how many of these there have been. Post pickup lines, it's simple. I make no rules about PG-13 ratings, and as such, the one I'll start you off with isn't so clean itself:



That shirt is quite becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be cumming too.



Let the torrent pour forth!

[blahblah18]

I'm worth over 25 million dollars.

[FishFishRevolution]

Originally Posted by blahblah18

I'm worth over 25 million dollars.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Tasuke]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[lord_carbo]

"If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put the'I' next to the 'U'"

Don't expect this pickup line to get you laid, though, in fact, if it does, give me a video of it. I want to ROFL.

[JurseyRider734]

None of these work.

Trust me, i'm a girl. Don't even bother posting.

[lightdarkness]

Hay baybay

Does that work Jurs?

[JurseyRider734]

Originally Posted by lightdarkness

Hay baybay

Hey, sexy. Let's bone.

[Tasselfoot]

Jurs... I'm pretty sure Blah's works. Assuming you do in fact have a net worth in 7 or 8 figures.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

If you're feeling unlucky I have some wood you can knock on

[Tokzic]

"Hi, I was using a divining rod and it pointed me here. It's my penis by the way. I named him Killer."
"Oh, cool. Want to have sex?"
"Sure."

[dancingmaniac3]

oh dang lets bang

[scorpio1690]

Tasuke stole mine Btw that one does work


Incest is best put your sister to the test.

That'll work on the ladies.

[jewpinthethird]

"I could live with you and not the sun."

My drunk friend said that to a girl. I thought it was quite poetic.

[Pollux-]

Does anyone know some pick up lines from family guy? the ones that quagmire says?

[Spazzbite]

I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag

[tnyhwk900]

Hey, did you know you have over 300 bones in your body?




















You want another one?

[Spazzbite]

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[Pollux-]

If you can recite that in the time of need ill give you 50 bucks.

[xiron]

Hey, wanna come back to my place and engage in fornication?